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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

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    OLIO

    Apparently someone complained about being called a backstabbing hypocrite.

    I suppose the truth hurts.

    It seems it's OK to say certain people are backstabbing hypocrites, but you can't name names. Understood!

    Abuse directed at me, however, is absolutely fine.....and I still won't complain, because I'm not a tender little buttercup.




    Sig www.pless.com.au/mechanics.htm
     
    Aircon, Mar 28, 2022
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  2. IanB

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    Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion.

    They said he will be given a tough sentence.
     
    IanB, Mar 31, 2022
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  3. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Thanks dad
     
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    Shorely all those seashells have been sold by now.
     
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  5. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    I think the Fox in Sox has moved on...
     
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    Wearing red leather yellow leather pants...
     
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  7. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Let's hear Biden say that...
     
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  8. moretti

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    I liked it :p
     
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    greg246, Apr 2, 2022
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  10. Aircon

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  11. Aircon

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  12. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    You're only as old as the woman you're shagging ...................... :(
     
    moretti, Apr 3, 2022
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    greg246, Apr 6, 2022
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    You must provide a lot of material JM. [emoji41]
     
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    He is her full time job.
     
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  22. moretti

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    I asked her very early on if she thought I was sane .... she said I was fine, then I said, two more strikes and you're finished :p

    Then she met Carl and PP , said they were ok as well ... .drawing up the separation papers now :p
     
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    It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
    As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them if they were stealing the car. They said, "Heavens no, we bought it."
    He said, "Then why don't you drive it away".
    Each of the women said, "We can't drive".
    The officer momentarily shook his head and then asked "Then why did you buy it?"
    They answered, "We were told if we bought a car here, we'd get screwed, so we are just waiting.
     
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