Aussie joke thread | Page 346 | FerrariChat

Aussie joke thread

Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, Skimlinks, and others.

  1. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Jun 23, 2003
    100,524
    Melbourne, Australia
    Full Name:
    Peter
    OLIO

    Apparently someone complained about being called a backstabbing hypocrite.

    I suppose the truth hurts.

    It seems it's OK to say certain people are backstabbing hypocrites, but you can't name names. Understood!

    Abuse directed at me, however, is absolutely fine.....and I still won't complain, because I'm not a tender little buttercup.




    Sig www.pless.com.au/mechanics.htm
     
  2. IanB

    IanB F1 World Champ
    Owner

    Jun 15, 2006
    15,653
    Sydney
    Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion.

    They said he will be given a tough sentence.
     
    575, knocker, Steve355F1 and 3 others like this.
  3. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Jun 2, 2004
    25,689
    Sydney,Australia
    Full Name:
    Greg
    Thanks dad
     
    365GTC/4 likes this.
  4. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

    Jul 28, 2010
    14,994
    Piz Gloria
    Full Name:
    EnzoFerdinand
    Shorely all those seashells have been sold by now.
     
  5. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Jun 20, 2012
    16,181
    Gold Coast, Aust.
    Full Name:
    Patrick
    I think the Fox in Sox has moved on...
     
  6. Gizzi

    Gizzi F1 Veteran
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Dec 3, 2011
    5,183
    Brisbane, Australia
    Full Name:
    Gezim
    Wearing red leather yellow leather pants...
     
  7. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Jun 20, 2012
    16,181
    Gold Coast, Aust.
    Full Name:
    Patrick
    Let's hear Biden say that...
     
  8. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Nov 1, 2003
    58,433
    Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    I liked it :p
     
  9. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Jun 2, 2004
    25,689
    Sydney,Australia
    Full Name:
    Greg
  10. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Jun 23, 2003
    100,524
    Melbourne, Australia
    Full Name:
    Peter
  11. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Jun 23, 2003
    100,524
    Melbourne, Australia
    Full Name:
    Peter
  12. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Nov 1, 2003
    58,433
    Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    You're only as old as the woman you're shagging ...................... :(
     
  13. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Jun 2, 2004
    25,689
    Sydney,Australia
    Full Name:
    Greg
  14. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

    Jul 28, 2010
    14,994
    Piz Gloria
    Full Name:
    EnzoFerdinand
    greg246 likes this.
  15. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Dec 1, 2005
    34,820
    Brisvegas
    Full Name:
    Jon
    Cyt likes this.
  16. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Jun 20, 2012
    16,181
    Gold Coast, Aust.
    Full Name:
    Patrick
    moretti and simon klein like this.
  17. DMWC

    DMWC Formula 3

    Jan 23, 2013
    1,729
    Sydney Australia
    Full Name:
    David C
  18. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Nov 1, 2003
    58,433
    Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    575 and greg246 like this.
  19. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

    Jul 28, 2010
    14,994
    Piz Gloria
    Full Name:
    EnzoFerdinand
    You must provide a lot of material JM.
     
    Cyt likes this.
  20. 365GTC/4

    365GTC/4 Formula 3

    Apr 7, 2005
    2,318
    Melbourne, Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    He is her full time job.
     
  21. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Nov 1, 2003
    58,433
    Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    I asked her very early on if she thought I was sane .... she said I was fine, then I said, two more strikes and you're finished :p

    Then she met Carl and PP , said they were ok as well ... .drawing up the separation papers now :p
     
  22. jmillard308

    jmillard308 F1 Veteran
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    May 29, 2003
    6,579
    Perth West Oz
    Full Name:
    John Millard
    It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
    As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them if they were stealing the car. They said, "Heavens no, we bought it."
    He said, "Then why don't you drive it away".
    Each of the women said, "We can't drive".
    The officer momentarily shook his head and then asked "Then why did you buy it?"
    They answered, "We were told if we bought a car here, we'd get screwed, so we are just waiting.
     
    DMWC and knocker like this.
  23. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Jun 23, 2003
    100,524
    Melbourne, Australia
    Full Name:
    Peter
  24. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Dec 1, 2005
    34,820
    Brisvegas
    Full Name:
    Jon

Share This Page