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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #8676 Aircon, Apr 23, 2022
    Fixed....





    Sig www.pless.com.au/mechanics.htm
     
  2. I16

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    #8677 I16, Apr 23, 2022
    I saw a strange post on a forum from the east the other day, it started off "my brother [you know the one with a home in far Kew without a tower]"
    What is that all about?
     
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  3. Horse

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    #8678 Horse, Apr 23, 2022
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  4. I16

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    #8679 I16, Apr 23, 2022
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  5. Cyt

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    #8680 Cyt, Apr 23, 2022
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    Faith must’ve brought you two together always. Blessed. :)
     
  6. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    #8681 kerrari, Apr 24, 2022
    ROFL!
     
  7. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #8682 Aircon, Apr 24, 2022
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  8. Ferraridoc

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    #8683 Ferraridoc, Apr 24, 2022
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  9. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #8684 Aircon, Jun 9, 2022
  10. Ferraridoc

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    #8685 Ferraridoc, Jun 13, 2022
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  11. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8686 FazzerPorscheman, Jun 17, 2022
    I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
    The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
    When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
    Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.[emoji23][emoji137]‍♀️[emoji137]‍♂️[emoji488][emoji489][emoji477]️

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  12. Horse

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    #8687 Horse, Jun 24, 2022
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  13. greg246

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    #8688 greg246, Jun 24, 2022
    Lol, I’ll need to share that one, classic
     
  14. Aircon

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    #8689 Aircon, Jun 29, 2022
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  15. Aircon

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    #8690 Aircon, Jun 29, 2022
  16. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8691 FazzerPorscheman, Jun 29, 2022
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  17. Horse

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    #8692 Horse, Jun 29, 2022
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  18. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8693 FazzerPorscheman, Jun 29, 2022
    Hong Kong Dong. [emoji1635]
     
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  19. greg246

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    #8694 greg246, Jun 29, 2022
    Racist
     
  20. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8695 FazzerPorscheman, Jun 29, 2022
    Fixed.
     
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  21. Aircon

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    #8696 Aircon, Jul 1, 2022
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    #8697 greg246, Jul 2, 2022
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    #8698 simon klein, Jul 2, 2022
  24. kerrari

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    #8699 kerrari, Jul 2, 2022
    LOL! I knew a couple who lived in Mackay and had to drive the Marlborough stretch (infamously boring) regularly... suddenly he was broken out of his ‘reverie’ by a semi honking, seems in his ‘reverie’ his accelarator foot had relaxed and speed had dropped to something like 20kmh!
     
  25. Horse

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