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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I love the idiot
     
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  2. greg246

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    And he's through to the quarters, go Nick!
     
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  3. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Yay, I told Neralee (who hates him) that I believe he will win Wimbledon if he focuses, he has the talent and I like the way he carries on like a wanker :p
     
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  4. FazzerPorscheman

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    He is a disgrace and a total embarrassment to Australia.

    Talent only gets you so far.
     
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  5. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Racist
     
    moretti, Jul 4, 2022
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    Tough audience :p


    Edit: you do realise these guys play for themselves and not for country?
     
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  7. moretti

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    Wes is a gentle soul and is eaily upset ........ and he has a tough time parking Porsches :p
     
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    Doesn't excuse him being a ****.

    You will find a player's nationality next to their name on most scoreboards.
     
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    Ed Zachary.
     
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  10. moretti

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    Kyrios CLINT from CLINTISTAN home of the CLINTS

    I'm joining that country :p
     
    moretti, Jul 4, 2022
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    I already thought you were their President. [emoji1635]
     
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  12. moretti

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    Heil Hydra
     
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    I think he's taking the piss most of the time simply because he can, could not give a toss and basically is aware that all he is doing is hitting a ball with a racket rather than anything really important. I'm sure he realises he hasn't much time left in the game so needs to maximise his earnings hence his behaviour, it's basically part of his "brand". Nike sales for Red Air Jordans will go up today simply because he flouted the all white rules and wore them yesterday :)
     
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    greg246, Jul 5, 2022
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    I use to think he was an idiot but he's fun .............. I like is underarm serves :p


     
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    As you said he's not playing for Australia and I doubt TA give him any money , not like that muppet that has dropped off the radar!


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    What happened to him ? moved up to QLD SC last seen pulling beers at a SF at Coolum and eating Red Rooster ?
     
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    He is absolutely spot on.

    And it’s not the kids to blame (not their fault). It’s the utterly moronic, hypocritical adults whom teach them this rubbish.

    The Teal “independents” and the absolutely pathetic inner city second generation of wealth (or, bored doctors wives) who vote for them whom are to blame.

    They have nothing else to cling on to in their pathetic lives that they’ve actually done for themselves, so this is their THING.

    And boy, do they love it. It’s their religion. And it’s every bit as idiotic as every other religion.

    Pity that, as always, it’s the people who can least afford it who will pay for their indulgence.
     
    Steve355F1, Jul 8, 2022
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