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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. simon klein

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    #8851 simon klein, Sep 10, 2022
    Umm derr...me....1 point jobby till April.
     
  2. Horse

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    #8852 Horse, Sep 10, 2022
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  3. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #8853 moretti, Sep 10, 2022
    You won't make it
     
  4. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #8854 moretti, Sep 10, 2022
    The Condescending club is beneath Wes :p
     
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  5. pkl03

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    #8855 pkl03, Sep 11, 2022
    Isn’t Condescending a greek skydiver?
     
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  6. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    #8856 kerrari, Sep 12, 2022
    Jees that’s a bit mean... not unrealistic, just mean!
     
  7. Ferraridoc

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    #8857 Ferraridoc, Sep 12, 2022
    I saw a sticker on a car in Targa, like the one on tricks: "Speed Limited - 1 Point"
     
  8. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8858 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 12, 2022
  9. Steve355F1

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    #8859 Steve355F1, Sep 12, 2022
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  10. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ
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    #8860 Horse, Sep 14, 2022
  11. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8861 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 14, 2022
    I’m starting “The Apathy Club.”

    No set meeting calendar, just come along if you feel like it. [emoji16]
     
  12. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #8862 moretti, Sep 14, 2022
    I couldn't care less
     
  13. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #8863 simon klein, Sep 14, 2022
    Where are they going to be held........not that IGAF.
     
  14. Steve355F1

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    #8864 Steve355F1, Sep 14, 2022
    Rubbish. You should be caref….

    Ah. Whom cares…
     
  15. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #8865 moretti, Sep 14, 2022
    He's president of the IDGAF club
     
  16. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #8866 simon klein, Sep 14, 2022
    Well I would be if I had the time or inclination but frankly................................^^^^^^
     
  17. IanB

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    #8867 IanB, Sep 18, 2022
    I saw a girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd. "Your thong," I replied with a wink. Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me.

    It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp.
     
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  18. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #8868 moretti, Sep 18, 2022
    [PP]
    Groan
    [/PP]
     
  19. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8869 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 19, 2022
  20. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #8870 simon klein, Sep 20, 2022
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  21. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8871 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 21, 2022
  22. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #8872 moretti, Sep 21, 2022
  23. Ferraridoc

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    #8873 Ferraridoc, Sep 21, 2022
  24. Horse

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    #8874 Horse, Sep 23, 2022
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  25. Horse

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    #8875 Horse, Sep 24, 2022
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