The Ashes

What. The. ****??

Just turned on the cricket and Head has been dropped? Are you ****ing kidding me?

By far the best batsman of the summer makes way for a couple of hopeless repeatedly failed jokes…

Typical eastern states ******** from the selectors. Absolute joke.

And of course Warner and Khawaja already out for bugger all as usual.

I hope we get spanked now. Genuinely supporting India in this Test.

 

Settle down and have a curry and a Kingfisher beer

 

Will some leftover lamb malaka and a scotch do?

 

close ,do RR do a curry chicken , asking for a SC member

 

Hahaha! **** me. You couldn’t make it up. Renshaw out for a golden duck.

Fair dinkum.

 

Head is the only batsman

Warner is a joke
Smith is an idiot
Renshaw is hopeless
India is cheating

 

Smith has a test av 61

Warner has a test av of 46

And India cheats ............chuckers .

 

It's a bomb ay.

 

How is the Hawanian pack going down to night?

 

Smith I have no problem with (as a batsman anyway)

Warner has done SFA for ages except for that one knock that saved his arse.

Khawaja I’ve never been convinced of, although he has been ok.

Renshaw has always been hopeless at Test level.

Handscomb I can understand the selection as he is a right hander (and is in good form) after India prepared a blatantly cheating pitch to upset our left handers.

So ultimately the selectors got rid of Head whom has been our best batsman for the last two years to include Renshaw whom promptly got out for a golden duck.

Well ****ing done, you morons.

 

Smith and Warner are cheats, shouldn't be playing and you're thinking of Muttiah from Sri Lanka

 

I agree they should both have been given life, I've never watched or been to a Melbourne test since.

 

100%, apart from Smith, he's an idiot ........... does Handscomb know where Bunnings is ?

 

Too many "whitebreads " playing for Australia.

 

Are you confusing Handscomb with Bancroft?

 

Oops

 

Yeah John let's penalise the Aussie test team by leaving out a pair of the best batsmen,historically and put in Renshaw,Green and criseknows who else to make us REALLY competetive......that''ll teach 'em!

FFS leave the foiking sandpaper in your pocket!

 

Must be on the sugar high from the Hawian pack

 

As per my comment to John,mindless stupidity to keep two of the best,most exciting Aussie players,remember how brilliant they are in the field as well,out for their life.
Whom are you going to choose in their stead?
Renshaw? Green?

 

At the time life ban IMO.

 

Green is the most overrated player I’ve seen in the last twenty years.

 

100 patcent.

 

How would John feel if the cops,in at least two states,get together and rate him a danger to all motorists and band together and give him a life ban from driving.
Particularly as he's on record as being a repeat offender of a massive order,in comparison to a oneoff brainsnap...

 

Lol.

Well, it would be the cops’ fault, obviously…

 

Not sure the two issues are compariable