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  1. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ
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    What. The. ****??

    Just turned on the cricket and Head has been dropped? Are you ****ing kidding me?

    By far the best batsman of the summer makes way for a couple of hopeless repeatedly failed jokes…

    Typical eastern states ******** from the selectors. Absolute joke.

    And of course Warner and Khawaja already out for bugger all as usual.

    I hope we get spanked now. Genuinely supporting India in this Test.

    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
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  2. Arvin Grajau

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    Settle down and have a curry and a Kingfisher beer
     
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    Will some leftover lamb malaka and a scotch do?
     
  4. Arvin Grajau

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    close ,do RR do a curry chicken , asking for a SC member
     
  5. Steve355F1

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    Hahaha! **** me. You couldn’t make it up. Renshaw out for a golden duck.

    Fair dinkum.
     
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  6. moretti

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    Head is the only batsman

    Warner is a joke
    Smith is an idiot
    Renshaw is hopeless
    India is cheating
     
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  7. Arvin Grajau

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    Smith has a test av 61

    Warner has a test av of 46

    And India cheats ............chuckers .
     
  8. FazzerPorscheman

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    It's a bomb ay.
     
  9. Arvin Grajau

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    How is the Hawanian pack going down to night?
     
  10. Steve355F1

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    Smith I have no problem with (as a batsman anyway)

    Warner has done SFA for ages except for that one knock that saved his arse.

    Khawaja I’ve never been convinced of, although he has been ok.

    Renshaw has always been hopeless at Test level.

    Handscomb I can understand the selection as he is a right hander (and is in good form) after India prepared a blatantly cheating pitch to upset our left handers.

    So ultimately the selectors got rid of Head whom has been our best batsman for the last two years to include Renshaw whom promptly got out for a golden duck.

    Well ****ing done, you morons.
     
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  11. moretti

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    Smith and Warner are cheats, shouldn't be playing and you're thinking of Muttiah from Sri Lanka
     
  12. Arvin Grajau

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    I agree they should both have been given life, I've never watched or been to a Melbourne test since.
     
  13. moretti

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    100%, apart from Smith, he's an idiot ........... does Handscomb know where Bunnings is ?
     
  14. Arvin Grajau

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    Too many "whitebreads " playing for Australia.
     
  15. Steve355F1

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    Are you confusing Handscomb with Bancroft?
     
  16. moretti

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    Oops
     
  17. simon klein

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    Yeah John let's penalise the Aussie test team by leaving out a pair of the best batsmen,historically and put in Renshaw,Green and criseknows who else to make us REALLY competetive......that''ll teach 'em!

    FFS leave the foiking sandpaper in your pocket!
     
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  18. Arvin Grajau

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    Must be on the sugar high from the Hawian pack
     
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    As per my comment to John,mindless stupidity to keep two of the best,most exciting Aussie players,remember how brilliant they are in the field as well,out for their life.
    Whom are you going to choose in their stead?
    Renshaw? Green?
     
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  20. Arvin Grajau

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    At the time life ban IMO.
     
  21. Steve355F1

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    Green is the most overrated player I’ve seen in the last twenty years.
     
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    100 patcent.
     
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    How would John feel if the cops,in at least two states,get together and rate him a danger to all motorists and band together and give him a life ban from driving.
    Particularly as he's on record as being a repeat offender of a massive order,in comparison to a oneoff brainsnap...
     
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    Lol.

    Well, it would be the cops’ fault, obviously… :p
     
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  25. Arvin Grajau

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    Not sure the two issues are compariable
     

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