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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    LOL! The male version of that is probably something like:
    “If it wasn’t for you I’d still have my <.......>” job, house, teeth.... :D
     
    kerrari, Feb 3, 2023
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    There is something about a younger woman ............that an old one lacks!
     
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  3. Horse

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    Tits to her knees?


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    Horse, Feb 3, 2023
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    islerodreaming, Feb 20, 2023
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  5. moretti

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    moretti, Feb 20, 2023
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    Poor PP.


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    islerodreaming, Feb 22, 2023
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    moretti, Feb 23, 2023
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  10. Horse

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    I think he's a Victorian.
     
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    :oops:
    Do any female enthusiasts, do GG ?:oops:
     
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    Only you.
     
    Horse, Feb 23, 2023
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    Yep, looks dumb enough
     
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    kerrari, Feb 23, 2023
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  17. moretti

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    Thanks, getting a T-shirt done of that :p

    My sister bought me a T-shirt years ago saying "Don't think you're special, I hate everyone !!"

    Thought she was a bit rude but then realised she was right
     
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    islerodreaming, Mar 4, 2023
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    Olio


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    islerodreaming, Mar 18, 2023
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    kena, Mar 21, 2023
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  23. moretti

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    Poor Wes
     
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    What?

    Not me PKB. [emoji16]
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Mar 21, 2023
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  25. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    PKB
    ?

    Please explain
     
    moretti, Mar 21, 2023
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