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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Pot Kettle Black.
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Mar 21, 2023
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  2. knocker

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    Lol!
     
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    I16, Apr 4, 2023
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  4. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Was barely a ripple when they said we'd have to work until 67 here ...... bloody frogs, lowest mileage on their guns
     
    moretti, Apr 4, 2023
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  5. Arvin Grajau

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    But I retired at 51!:D
     
    Arvin Grajau, Apr 4, 2023
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  6. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I retired at 60, got bored, divorced, and met a lunatic who wants to see the WHOLE world (she's off to Antarctica/Arctic soon)

    I'm only interested in the good bits where all of the car museums are
     
    moretti, Apr 4, 2023
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  7. Horse

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    Horse, Apr 7, 2023
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  8. FazzerPorscheman

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    What a spoilsport…








    ….. you are. [emoji41]
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Apr 7, 2023
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  9. islerodreaming

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    islerodreaming, Apr 8, 2023
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    Horse, Apr 12, 2023
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  11. pkl03

    pkl03 Formula Junior Silver Subscribed

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    pkl03, Apr 13, 2023
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    Ferraridoc, Apr 13, 2023
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    simon klein, Apr 13, 2023
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  14. Steve355F1

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    Steve355F1, Apr 13, 2023
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  15. FazzerPorscheman

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    FazzerPorscheman, Apr 16, 2023
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    simon klein, Apr 16, 2023
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    islerodreaming, Apr 19, 2023
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  18. jmillard308

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    So, this bloke with a facial tic which caused him to constantly wink applied for a position as a sales rep for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best university with honours, your references are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, as a sales representative is a highly visible position, we're afraid that your constant winking will confuse or scare off customers. I'm sorry...we can't hire you."

    "Wait," said the applicant. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
    "Really? Great! Show me!"

    So the bloke reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out dozens of packs of all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms; at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He opens it, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

    "Well," "that's all well and good, the interviewer says ,but this is a respectable company and we will not have our employees damaging our reputation by womanising all over the country!"

    "Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man"

    "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

    "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?" .
     
    jmillard308, Apr 19, 2023
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  21. moretti

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    Le Girls ?
     
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  22. Horse

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    He didn’t care.


    Sent from my iPhone using FerrariChat
     
    Horse, Apr 21, 2023
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  23. FazzerPorscheman

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    FazzerPorscheman, Apr 23, 2023
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    kena, Apr 23, 2023
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    islerodreaming, Apr 27, 2023
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