Funniest/Stupidest comments you have received about your Ferrari

It's a Ferrari classics?

 

I don’t find anything wrong with the question “what year is it”. I get asked that all the time and I respond by asking them to guess. Then when they find out the actual year they have a look of shock.

 

Perhaps he was referring to the Boxster's rare status as a Porsche with the engine in a sensible place.

 

I drive a 456. People really have no idea what generation it is from. The reactions are equally split.. amazing its that old, as well as surprised its not actually a much newer car. Plus even in the Ferrari world, it seems like such an unknown. I love the question, it opens the conversation up sp easily

 

lol, ya I've been trying to think of a good answer cos I get asked CONSTANTLY by every single person that sees the car.... well, especially trying to come up with an answer the past couple weeks since I'm now unemployed lol. Need something good to say

 

When people ask that I sometimes tell them I sell my body for drugs and then I sell the drugs.

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Ooh I like that… was always thinking something porn related but ya, to just say escort works well for me… or maybe OnlyFans


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I have said I sell pictures of my butthole to strangers on the internet for $6/month on a few occasions.

If I still want the similar effect without being crass, I tell them I'm a secret agent! But don't tell anybody.

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I usually respond with, "I'm a pimp? Can't you tell by the car?!"

Kevin

 

I generally just say "electrician" or "plumber"

 

Less chance of being reported and stopped by the cops before you make it home, that's for sure.

 

miliary firearm dealer may work even better, just in case the guy asks what my opinions are about certain rifle brands...

 

I was driving along with my daughter as a couple boys on the sidewalk noticed us coming toward them and… well, they showed their enthusiasm for the car. My daughter said “we can go home now.” I was surprised and asked if she was tired and wanted to head home. She said “no, it’s just not a proper Ferrari drive until a teenage boy loses his sh$t.” So proud….

 

So I learned something yesterday. This Jack Dale ******* is actually named Neil and was banned from here. He hides behind the name Jack on the Facebook Ferrari 360/430 pages. Why do you ask? Well I will show you. Image Unavailable, Please Login

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Dude has eyebrows that would make Brezhnev blush

 

Welcome to 4years ago!!!

 

****, if I knew he was exploiting kids, I would have just rubbed that one in his face.

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I just picked up a f430, took it to my parking garage at the office the next day, came down, found the usual lurkers staring at it which I don’t mind, but this time he asked “so, is that like a real Ferrari? Cause I heard a lot of people just take badges and put them on other cars and modify them to look like that ”

I replied nicely “I think it would be much easier to just, you know, buy a Ferrari then go through all that trouble”

 

At a lonely gas station in the middle of Kansas, the attendant came outside & asked if he could take some photos of my 308, as he had never seen a Ferrari. Then, completely sincere, he asked me if it was true that you couldn't buy a Ferrari unless you already owned one.

 

There is some truth to that -- You won't be able to buy a desirable, new Ferrari from a Ferrari Dealer unless you already have very good prior (usually $) relationship with that Dealer.

 

My next door neighbour asked if my car (F430 Spider) has soft-close doors. I was like ‘naw’.


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Had to help my friend move over the weekend. I brought the 360 to the storage unit to help. I wasn't driving aggressively, or at least i didn't think i was. My exhaust is valved and my friend said he didn't even hear me come in. Some dude came up from his apartment screaming at me about how "this is a neighborhood, not a race track" and I apologized so he would go away.

I left sideways with that 40 valve symphony screaming with the exhaust valves wide open. Dude was standing at his door looking extremely angry.

It would have been one thing if I was driving aggressively or if he came out and approached me in a calm, respectful way. I imagine his nights are lonely and involve consuming hungry man tv dinners since his wife left him and he needs someone to take that out on.


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I had a guy scream at me to “Slow down, *******” as I passed through a small town at about 25 mph. Posted limit was 35. I let it slide smiled and moved on, since he was carrying his fishing pole and bucket across the road to a mossy retention pond. I figured if he has to fish there for his dinner, I’ll give him a pass on being miserable and angry.

 

Good for you on being the better man! Someday I might try to do that [emoji1787]

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I had this conversation with the former GM at Ferrari of Vancouver. The subtelity is that yes, you can win the lottery and decide to buy a brand new Ferrari. But if there are only 25 allocations available and spoken for at that dealership and you are #26, ain't workin'. Also most models are already fully allocated, so again, no chance.