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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. PAP 348

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    At least not the good looking ones.
     
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    Holy crap! What's it like on Mars?
    Edit: We assume that's where you've been...
     
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    No idea Pat..I’m normally on Uranus..:)
     
    Maranello550, Oct 22, 2023
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  7. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Singing that old Neptune again...
     
    Ferraridoc, Oct 22, 2023
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    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    BTW, Having a huge man-cave clean out at the moment and found a box of assorted Cooper bits. When I get a chance, I'll sort it out and see if you need anything.
     
    Ferraridoc, Oct 22, 2023
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    Thanks Pat! I’ll post some pics soon..Just on SQ to Singapore for proper work..
     
    Maranello550, Oct 22, 2023
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  10. FazzerPorscheman

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    In 1969, Michael Caine & Terence Stamp were close flat mates, and lived in a 3 bed 3 bathroom Penthouse apartment in Berkley Sq, near to Green Park, London W1. During the summer of 69, they had this big show biz party, The Stones, The Beatles, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix and The Doors were all there to name a few.

    Jim Morrison comes up to M. Caine and say’s "it a great party but there not enough girls". Micheal says "There two gorgeous models have just turned up" Jim Morrison ask's', "do you think they will give me a Blow Job”? Michael replies "I think they give the whole band a Blow Job” The Doors and the models all disappear into one of the bedrooms for the next hour.

    When the models come out from the bed room, Ringo Star goes up to them both and says, "I see you had some fun with the Doors, I don't suppose you both fancy giving me a Blow Job”? and they both replied, "It will be an Honour” and they all disappear into one of the bath rooms.






    Five minutes later, Michael Caine storms into the bathroom and shouts out, while whacking the girls around the head, "YOUR ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF?
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Nov 14, 2023
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    Brilliant !!, I didn’t see the punch line coming at all [emoji106]


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    Sucked me right in (if you'll pardon the expression). Didn't notice it was in the joke thread :rolleyes:
     
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    Where’s Robert?

    Out getting the bachelors handbag?


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    How fowl. [emoji41]
     
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  20. FazzerPorscheman

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    FazzerPorscheman, Dec 15, 2023
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  23. 365GTC/4

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    Shouldn't that read,
    You saw 5 cops beating up Moretti. Why didn't you help?
     
    365GTC/4, Dec 15, 2023
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    kena, Dec 18, 2023
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    Moses drove a British car:
    "And Moses came down the mountain in his Triumph" Exodus 34:29
     
    Ferraridoc, Dec 19, 2023
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