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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Did you ever have a man bun?

    Just asking.


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    Horse, Apr 6, 2024
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  2. Steve355F1

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    Rhetorical, obviously…
     
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  3. FazzerPorscheman

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    Negative Ghost Rider.
     
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  4. FazzerPorscheman

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    Hay. I’m not from SA or Sicktoria.
     
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  5. PAP 348

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    I grew my hair long for 3 years, 3 years ago.

    Cut it last November before my kids school graduation, so I didn’t look like “homeless person” according to Nicole.

    Before I cut it, it was long enough to make it into a man bun.

    So the morning before I went to the barber, I put my hair into a man bun to see what all the fuss was about.

    Instantly I felt like a raging homosexual and it brought me to tears.

    I felt the sudden urge to watch Sticky Moments With Julian Clary and I thought this is what it must feel like being a Porsche owner who drives his car while wearing leather gloves.

    I quickly removed that hair bun and looked at myself in the mirror again and saw a distinguished gentleman who drives a Ferrari without leather gloves.

    :D:D
     
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    But no matter what you do with your hair and whether you wear gloves, you'll always be a malaka :p
     
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    Good job PAP. Greg needs to hear the truth.
     
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    :D:D:D:D
     
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    :oops::oops:
     
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  12. Horse

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    Where’s the vegetables?


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  13. Horse

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    Drove past Wes’s place at Methdine Flats and saw his sign, thought he was running for politics!

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    You can't fool us, his says "arsehole" :p
     
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    Wow.

    Whom needs enemies with ..........
     
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    :D:D:D
     
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    Whatever it was, it's been taken down. Must have been something weird, for you to say OMG.
     
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