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My Ferrari is like a..... (The Metaphor thread)

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  1. Aerosurfer

    Aerosurfer Formula 3 Silver Subscribed

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    Had a funny coversation with a friend recently, thought it would make a good thread.

    Lets hear your craziest, wildest, dirtiest comparison for what your Ferrari or other car can be compared to...

    My 456 is kinda like a stripper...

    She glistens in the bright lights...
    Has some funny proportions from certain angles
    Likes to be adorned with expensive parts
    Takes my money without question
    Maybe it loves me back, but probably doesn't really care
    There are some spots I wish the leather was a little tighter, but it still feels great to be in it.
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    Is like…. Dating an Italian super model with a meth habit.


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  3. bernieb

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    This is simile, not metaphor!
     
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    My Ferrari is freedom, is metaphor
     
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  5. Aerosurfer

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    Lol...My high school English teacher back in about 1970 must have drilled that fairly deep into my highly-resistant head somehow. Bless her crabby long dead heart!
     
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  7. Shark01

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    My Ferrari is like air….because it cannot be seen
     
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  9. Shark01

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    My Ferrari is like magic…..because EAG made my money disappear









    Just kidding…..
     
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    Ferrari is the Rolls Royce of automobiles.
     
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    That's hilarious!
     
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    My Ferrari is like a...kick in the nuts
     
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    fatbillybob Two Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    My Ferrari is like a...60y/o dude maintaining a 20y/o chick
     
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    A cat. You bring it into your house for your enjoyment, but just end up serving it and it does whatever it wants.
     
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    My Ferrari is like a redneck bonfire ... it just gobbles up tires and gasoline.
     
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    A Ferrari is like a vampire: it sleeps most of the day and drains you when driven at night


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    THIS I have a cat and a Ferrari... They are exactly alike. In fact the cat is Purrari..
     
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    How much for wipers at the dealer??
     

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    It reminds me of the hot, bipolar, schizophrenic, nymphomaniac blonde I dated in my mid 20s.



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    Great thread aero surfer, hilarious!
     
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    Hahaha good one
     
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    I had a customer years ago in the music business in LA that referred to his 328GTS as his mistress.
     
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    What was her name and where could one find her? Asking for a friend. LOL
     
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    Since at this point I'm on the "waitlist" for an allocation, My Ferrari is like an imaginary friend. Hoping someday it will be real.
     
    cmargosi, May 23, 2024
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