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  1. Aerosurfer

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    #1 Aerosurfer, Apr 10, 2024
    Had a funny coversation with a friend recently, thought it would make a good thread.

    Lets hear your craziest, wildest, dirtiest comparison for what your Ferrari or other car can be compared to...

    My 456 is kinda like a stripper...

    She glistens in the bright lights...
    Has some funny proportions from certain angles
    Likes to be adorned with expensive parts
    Takes my money without question
    Maybe it loves me back, but probably doesn't really care
    There are some spots I wish the leather was a little tighter, but it still feels great to be in it.
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  2. 05F430F1

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    #2 05F430F1, Apr 10, 2024
    Is like…. Dating an Italian super model with a meth habit.


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  3. bernieb

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    #3 bernieb, Apr 10, 2024
    This is simile, not metaphor!
     
  4. bernieb

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    #4 bernieb, Apr 10, 2024
    My Ferrari is freedom, is metaphor
     
  5. Aerosurfer

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    #5 Aerosurfer, Apr 10, 2024
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    #6 bernieb, Apr 10, 2024
    Lol...My high school English teacher back in about 1970 must have drilled that fairly deep into my highly-resistant head somehow. Bless her crabby long dead heart!
     
  7. Shark01

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    #7 Shark01, Apr 10, 2024
    My Ferrari is like air….because it cannot be seen
     
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    #8 peterp, Apr 10, 2024
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  9. Shark01

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    #9 Shark01, Apr 10, 2024
    My Ferrari is like magic…..because EAG made my money disappear









    Just kidding…..
     
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    #10 LostAussie, Apr 10, 2024
    Ferrari is the Rolls Royce of automobiles.
     
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  11. PhoenixPulse

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    #11 PhoenixPulse, Apr 10, 2024
    That's hilarious!
     
  12. fatbillybob

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    #12 fatbillybob, Apr 10, 2024
    My Ferrari is like a...kick in the nuts
     
  13. fatbillybob

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    #13 fatbillybob, Apr 10, 2024
    My Ferrari is like a...60y/o dude maintaining a 20y/o chick
     
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    #14 RedNeck, Apr 11, 2024
    A cat. You bring it into your house for your enjoyment, but just end up serving it and it does whatever it wants.
     
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    #15 066/8, Apr 11, 2024
    My Ferrari is like a redneck bonfire ... it just gobbles up tires and gasoline.
     
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    #16 Newjoint, Apr 16, 2024
    A Ferrari is like a vampire: it sleeps most of the day and drains you when driven at night


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  17. USMCS6

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    #17 USMCS6, Apr 17, 2024
    THIS I have a cat and a Ferrari... They are exactly alike. In fact the cat is Purrari..
     
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    #18 USMCS6, Apr 17, 2024
    How much for wipers at the dealer??
     

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  19. Aerosurfer

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    #19 Aerosurfer, Apr 17, 2024
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    #20 imahorse, Apr 18, 2024
    It reminds me of the hot, bipolar, schizophrenic, nymphomaniac blonde I dated in my mid 20s.



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  21. Ferrarienthusiast71

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    #21 Ferrarienthusiast71, Apr 27, 2024
    Great thread aero surfer, hilarious!
     
  22. SF1000

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    #22 SF1000, Apr 28, 2024
    Hahaha good one
     
  23. 4redude

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    #23 4redude, May 23, 2024
    I had a customer years ago in the music business in LA that referred to his 328GTS as his mistress.
     
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    #24 cmargosi, May 23, 2024
    What was her name and where could one find her? Asking for a friend. LOL
     
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    #25 cmargosi, May 23, 2024
    Since at this point I'm on the "waitlist" for an allocation, My Ferrari is like an imaginary friend. Hoping someday it will be real.
     
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