TRADE MY 296 / BUY TURBO S 2026

Porsche dealers are brutal

 

not the word I’d use to describe them. Like Ferrari I’ve pined for Porsches as a kid and have owned 7 in 4 years but the dealers are either scummy or off putting or both. Their antics have easily turned me off the brand even though they make great cars

 

**** Porsche and **** Jerry Seinfeld

 

well guys after I started this post originally I’ve given a lot of thought to this to the point that I’m already exhausted and I’m leaning towards going back to the dealer and picking up my beautiful, nero Daytona 296 and bring it home and keep it for many many many years…. I think that the model that will replace this one whatever it’s gonna be called, will be very expensive and add to the MSRP the tariff and it out of control…. therefore consequently bringing the value up in these….

 

Great! Now drive the hound out of it!

 

Right on. It’s a beautiful spec, to say the least. Enjoy the hell out of it now and double those miles up the first weekend you get it back!

 

I just got a Nero Daytona 296. Looks great. Enjoy your car. It’s OK to drive it too. Really.

 

what year ? miles ?

 

Imagine this scenario and I am being very serious here. I will say the same thing to you if I meet you in a bar.

You meet two girls. One super hot and not too crazy. One is cute enough that you don't worry about your mom runs into both of you on the street. The kicker is you have no plan to settle with any of them. The only thing is the super hot loves to eat at nicer restaurants and the cute one can cook well. The super hot is so good in bed but the cute one is just okay.

Who do you pick for the next year? If you pick the cute, boring in bed one, then you must be gay. Don't get me wrong, nothing wrong being gay in 2025. But if that is the case, you can just get a Tesla.

 

Good. You picked the super hot one. Good choice.

 

lol. great conparison.

 

Never underestimate a great home cooked meal….