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The Absolute Funniest Thing You Will Read All Month!

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  1. Forza1

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  2. zjpj

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    Holy **** it's been a really long time since I've laughed that hard.
    I'm still laughing
     
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  3. 96impalaSS

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    Sweet Jesus Christ thats hillarious. Oh my dear god HAHAHAHAHA.
     
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  4. JSinNOLA

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    Disgusting........Genious! I am very conflicted about this right now:D
     
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    If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
     
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  6. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA Two Time F1 World Champ Sponsor Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Very DEEP THINKING 62...;)
     
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    ....And he goes and tells the whole world (on the internet) that he **** in his pants while getting some.

    Must be Aggie!

    DL

    PS I'm not from Texas
     
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    Wow, that guy knows how to improvise!! I must commend him for that. Great find, thanks for sharing!
     
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  9. Forza1

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    That's what I was thinking. He's definitely a quick thinker. I mean, if you put yourself in that position, I'm not sure if I would come up with that. lol. Damn, just the thought of the thread makes me laugh.



    -DC
     
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    If she ever caught him doing that.... He would have wanted to jump out a window! Holy crap how freaking crazy!
     
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    Passed it on to so friends, one of whom said that he heard the exact same story three years ago, his freshman year at Tufts...
    maybe bogus?
    Still hilarious
     
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    Very funny post! Actually I had a similar, though NOT gross experience.

    A few years ago, I was staying @ the JW Marriott in DC with the wife. I never saw the chocolate mint that was placed on the pillow, and I wound up melting the thing while I slept. I couldnt understand why the room smelled like the Willie Wonka factory the next morning. We both freaked when I pulled back the covers - there was melted chocolate everwhere!

    I can only image what the maids mustve thought after we checked out. I left a big tip and split FAST.
     
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  13. sjb509

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    Linkie no workie
     
    sjb509, Mar 30, 2004
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    Dang, linkie STILL no workie.
     
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    Se, se, linko no worko....
     
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  16. udalmia

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    can someone sum up what was in the link?
     
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    LOL Hilarious!!
     
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    Ya i read this story to like about a year ago, except the ending was slightly different. He claimed that it was a box of chocolate or something that they ended up rolling on and fell asleep. But he thought it was poop first and then was relieved it was only chocolate. So who knows how truthful the whole story is to begin with.
     
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