Annoying comments made about you f-car....

I already have. It was sweet! This guy was pointing out all the things that made it a kitcar to his buddies and they were awestruck with his knowledge. I happened to be standing within earshot and walked up and opened the engine lid and said that the V6 wasn't fast enough so I installed a complete Ferrari drivetrain and frame as well. His friends burst out in laughter with one of them coming right out and calling him a dumba$$ to his face.

Dave

 

To the guy in a honda hybrid.
-"How much gas milage do you get?"

-"How much model p*ussy do you get?" Then leave him deafened by the banshee wail/Porn Star orgasm roar of your engine as you burn rubber from a stop light.
I know it is a little crude, but hey! you only live once...

 

Oh Thats RICH!. That had to be the worst day of his life! He will probably hear about that for years. I feel bad for the guy.

Reinforces the motto, "Never assume anything!"

 

i always get asked if mine is "that James Bond car". Depending on the mood, I answer (always with a friendly smile as a follow up):
"Yeah, and you do not want me to use any of the gadgets"
"Sure, and it is a 2+2, to accommodate lots of Bond girls"
"Never say die until you have driven a Ferrari" (wait, this does not make sense now...)
'No, it is actually a Ferrari, Bond could not afford a 12 cylinder GT at the time"

I welcome new material.

thx
luke

250 GTE *see profile pic for Aston Martin DB6 similarities"

 

Is it a real one or a kit car?
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"This has to be the most annoying comment that I get.
Oh, it's just a car.
IT'S NOT, JUST A CAR YOU D......&?!@#$%?&&"


Your right, mine also makes a mean cup of coffee.

 

Hilarious, I'll have to remember that 1

 

I know. If it were just 3 inches shorter, women would find it a lot less intimidating.


You friend really missed a good opportunity there.

 

I had a gas station attendant ask me Where Magnum sat. Some other people asked where the engine was after seeing me put luggage in the front.

 

" My friend has a car that would blow the doors off your Ferrari"

WHAT EVER!!!

 

That my friend, is hillarious.

 

The question I hate most is when I'm standing next to a Ferrari, and someone asks," Is this yours?"




... and I have to say no.

That's okay, at some point in time I will be able to complain about this awful commentary problem you all suffer from

 

what car were you driving at the time?

 

LOL Thats a good one too.

Who made up that stupid saying about men w sports cars having small penises ? I know, some poor schmuck who cant afford 1 or some catty woman w her panties in a bunch

 

An interesting variation on "how much does it cost?" is "what does that cost you per month?" It says a lot about the person's financial perspective and priorities.

 

How about:

"Nice whip."

IT'S NOT A %$&*ing whip, you moron! It's a CAR! A car dammit! You're Honda Civic with lawnmower exhaust is a "whip."

 

Friend and I were walking past a very clean Lotus Esprit and some lady goes "Look at that Corvette!" We just laughed.

 

My oldest sister dryly declared (about my 78 308GTS):

Big deal!! It's just an old red car!!!!!

 

QUOTE:"He was going to the gym, and a good looking girl was walking out as he got out of the car. She smiled, looked him and the car over, and said "Sorry about your penis"."

"Thats Ok, just be more gentle next time and don't use your teeth."

 

"What do you need THAT for?? A car is for transporation."

Yes? And sex is just for reproduction?

 

/\ Isn't that the latest Porsche ad in Sport Car International?

 

Talk like a 4 year old and say "My dad can beat up your dad. Muwwwaaa :-> ptfptfptf "

Show his stupidity by being stupid. If he HAS a brain he will get the message loud and clear

 

Well, was not going to post this but i am in a good mood today. Had that comment made to me a few times by women. One time it was made and she was being a retentitve beyotch about it and i was in a playful mood. i whipped it out (yes, seriously). Shut her the f--k right up

And yes, i AM that kinda guy... when in the right mood.

 

Steven, with all the pc a-holes out there, do that now and you will get your name on the sex registry database, probably do time in a mental hospital, and get sued for emotional distress

 

A guy was re-fueling his yellow 355 when the guy filling up his BMW next to him said "I'd never have a Ferrari in that colour". The 355 guy replied "oh? what colour's yours then?"

Robert.