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CAPTION CONTEST-------------------

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by tonyh, Apr 19, 2004.

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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 23, 2002
    14,372
    S W London
    Full Name:
    Tony H
    #1 tonyh, Apr 19, 2004
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  2. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest


    "Farcking American wanker keeps trying to shift with his right arm right before we go off track..."
     
  3. Modificata

    Modificata F1 Rookie

    Apr 27, 2003
    2,654
    Hampton, England
    Full Name:
    Andy Rasool
    Joe: Im really a puppet [see arms]. That's why I've got a spyder; its for the strings!
     
  4. Izza

    Izza Formula 3

    Nov 3, 2003
    1,046
    London
    Andy - " What use is an invisble handbag to a one armed driver like me?"
     
  5. Izza

    Izza Formula 3

    Nov 3, 2003
    1,046
    London
    Joe - "Have a look at my prosthetic. Under such a bright suit, no-one guesses its false. I am sure they can make you a left hander."
     
  6. robinh

    robinh Formula Junior

    Jan 3, 2004
    622
    Cambridgeshire, Engl
    Full Name:
    Robin
    Look - not even snot sticks to this red Teflon
     
  7. wazza

    wazza Formula Junior

    Oct 9, 2003
    614
    "My new race suit is shinier than your new race suit"
     
  8. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 20, 2003
    51,459
    SFPD
    Full Name:
    Dirty Harry
    "Hey! Doctor Kimble! He's over here!"
     
  9. forzarich

    forzarich Karting

    Nov 11, 2003
    90
    Dorset, UK
    i'm a little teapot.....
     
  10. sletti

    sletti F1 Veteran
    Lifetime Rossa

    Nov 19, 2003
    5,084
    NW Kent
    Full Name:
    Stig W
    Look out Andy, here comes SteveSkodaEstelle!
     
  11. ric355

    ric355 Guest

    Dec 21, 2003
    1,375
    Andy: "This racing suit is going right up my crack"
    Joe: "You think you've got problems - I'm never going to get round the circuit quickly with this plaster cast on my right arm"
     
  12. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 23, 2002
    14,372
    S W London
    Full Name:
    Tony H
    Joe - " no guys, i've worn this suit and boots loads of times before.....it's just the right arm's been starched into place".....................
     
  13. hedge

    hedge Formula 3

    Jun 11, 2003
    2,318
    England
    Full Name:
    Marc
    Andy: 'My Ferrari's better than your Ferrari'
    Joe: 'No it's not. I'm going to biff you on the nose'
    Andy: 'Missed, shortass'
    Joe: (mutters something inaudible under his breath, feeling embarassed and short)
     
  14. Modificata

    Modificata F1 Rookie

    Apr 27, 2003
    2,654
    Hampton, England
    Full Name:
    Andy Rasool
    Joe: I had my arm surgically positioned like this. Helps when posing in the ferrari down the high street! Hey Andy, what you doing with your hand????
     
  15. Dale

    Dale F1 Veteran

    Oct 7, 2003
    5,211
    uk
    Full Name:
    Dale Juan
    Joe:look andy i will break dance if you buy breakfast,
    Andy:eek:k where's my wallet,
     
  16. robinh

    robinh Formula Junior

    Jan 3, 2004
    622
    Cambridgeshire, Engl
    Full Name:
    Robin
    Look, this is Scuderia red. I'm sure yours is black
     
  17. stevetr

    stevetr Formula Junior

    Sep 29, 2003
    379
    Surrey, UK
    Full Name:
    Stephen
    That's the last time I sit on your lap Joe!
     
  18. jrs

    jrs Formula 3

    Jun 14, 2003
    1,672
    UK
    Full Name:
    James S
    Look what I got for Chrismas !! Finally get to wear it and its so stiff. Well at least it matches my calipers !
     

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