Joe - "Have a look at my prosthetic. Under such a bright suit, no-one guesses its false. I am sure they can make you a left hander."
Andy: "This racing suit is going right up my crack" Joe: "You think you've got problems - I'm never going to get round the circuit quickly with this plaster cast on my right arm"
Joe - " no guys, i've worn this suit and boots loads of times before.....it's just the right arm's been starched into place".....................
Andy: 'My Ferrari's better than your Ferrari' Joe: 'No it's not. I'm going to biff you on the nose' Andy: 'Missed, shortass' Joe: (mutters something inaudible under his breath, feeling embarassed and short)
Joe: I had my arm surgically positioned like this. Helps when posing in the ferrari down the high street! Hey Andy, what you doing with your hand????
Look what I got for Chrismas !! Finally get to wear it and its so stiff. Well at least it matches my calipers !