For us honkies: The meaning of skeet.

OK, my apologies to you Chaa- i meant what i said about not being in any way racist about the questions, but i guess that's not always determined by the intent of the speaker. I am sorry if i offended you, cause i'm actually smart enough to be very offensive without ever having to bring a matter such as race into play. Sincerely, Bill Hart.

 

Thank you Bill and thankyou wax.

 

urbandictionary.com look up skeet.

 

BTW does anyone know the real derivation of the term "honky"?

Is anyone offended by that term? I'm not sure I know a really offensive term for white people. "Honky, Cracker, Peckerwood" don't seem offensive to me, do they to you? Kind of funny actually.(BTW,I'm white)

Interestingly, I'm not sure I know of ANY term for Black people that is not offensive except "Black" and possibly "African-American" and I'm not sure the second one is accepted now. I would never dream of using any other term no matter how benign it may sound to me, for fear of being offensive.

 

I find the term "Lamborghini Lover" very offensive. Just Kidding.

 

By the way on that Urban Dictionary site look up the word Ferrari.

Heres one of my favorite definitions for Ferrari

 

Speakers on... for female robot pronunciatiating "honkey". I'd hit it.

 

Wax, its probably a transgender-challenged sexual favors vendor who provided the voice.

 

Chaa


You said you were black in this thread, but looking at your pic, you look like a white guy. I am confused.

 

There is no confusion LAfun, i am halfcast, dad from Jamaica mum from england, unfortunately we only live in a black or white world that sees one or the other, look at Bob Marley he to was halfcast.

 

Hey Chaa, I'm black also. I guess I am also a halfcast, one of my grandfathers was italian from the old country. I really need to post a pic in my profile. Maybe, I'll do that this afternoon.

 

I did some work in Sardinia, and other islands around there, i agree that alot of the locals are indeed dark olive like my self.

 

LOL at your little saying in your profile! Did a friend come up with that in med school?

Out of morbid curiousity, what is The Worst Thing You Have Ever Seen as a urologist?

 

1. Actually a CRNA about 15 years ago.


2. Fournier's Gangrene.

Would you like to ask me the worst thing I ever saw in General Surgery?

 

1) I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't want to ask because I know he can kill a man with two fingers.

2) I've never even heard this term. I am clearly more out of touch (at 37 no less) than I thought.

 

LOL. Would I!!?? Shhyeah.

Edit: I just Google Imaged for the Fournier's Gangrene... *gag* Infections and severe burns are why I could never be a doctor.

 

I did my residency in General Surgery (PGY1) and Urology in Galveston TX. The state pen was in Huntsville. We got the pleasure of taking care of all those unfortunate gentleman prisoners. There was one guy, about 40 y.o. that had lost his rectum for some reason I cannot recall, so he had his colon diverted to a spot next to his navel (called a colostomy). Folks wear air tight bags on these and they are pretty common.

Anyway, this guy comes to the TDC clinic because he cannot get his colostomy bag on. He has an orange-sized wad of Condyloma accuminata (venereal warts that are sexually transmitted). It was necrotic and indescribably stinky, turns out it had turned malignant from sheer neglect.

How did he get it? Why, he was getting f*cked by his buddies in his colostomy!

True story. Now have a nice lunch ... Moral of the story: Don't go to prison in Texas.

 

Err... I was just finishing lunch when I mistakenly checked up on this thread. Bleeeechhh.

Texas prison thing noted. Nor do residency in TX prison.

 

What the! How the hell does one lose one's rectum (don't answer)

Doc - possibly the grossest thing I have ever heard. @#$%ing animals!

 

You're welcome.

 

Ryan - I too made the mistake of Googling "Fournier’s Gangrene". My God!

How do you not barf all over the patient?

 

When my brother was in med school he did a rotation in very rural Oklahoma. He still tells the story of the baby he helped deliver to a 13 year old mom. The proud father/grandfather was in the room to see his new son/grandson delivered.

 

Actually, you're too worried about BP dropping etc, as these are seriously ill patients. The mortality is very high without very aggressive debridement and tons of antibiotics. Biggest problem is a timid surgeon, or a Family doc that watches too long. They are always diabetics and on a zillion meds for a gazillion medical problems.


If you can get rid of all the sick tissue, and get them through the sepsis, after a couple of weeks you can move flaps or do skin grafts to cover the openings, until then the wounds have to be open (dressed of course) or pus will re-accumulate. Usually the scrotom is gone and you can make little pouches in the thighs for the testicles to live in. Until then you wrap the testicles each day (twice daily) as the tissue granulates in.

Which BTW, brings up the question of why no one wants to be a Urologist anymore......

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(shakes head in disbelief)

 

Michael - I can see why no one wants to be a urologist! Best route would be to become a plastic surgeon and do boob jobs all day! Although I'm sure they see some really gross stuff too - can't be all boob jobs (unless your practice is in Beverly Hills).

Jim - I hope that is an urban legend because that yahoo deserves a bullet.