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"Please, Crackhead, please don't tell me you sold your crackpipe to buy crack. Even a stupid crackhead such as yourself couldn't possibly be that stupid." LOL
Personally, I hope he coats them in rat poisen. He will be doing the world a favor. But them I am a conservatice with little patience for drug addicts.
rude? why would it be rude? If it really is a damn druggie who takes the spark plug with him, he doesn't deserve anything else than ... uh .. rat poison. I don't have any patience for that kinda losers either.
I liked his line: "I am an engineer. Do you ever see me shaking down bums in the Loin for a calculator and sliderule?" Pretty good!
Has anyone seen the new Toyota Tacoma commercial, where the disgruntled/neglected girlfriend is making a home video of rolling her BF's prized Tacoma off a huge cliff. She's all laughing and mocking and then it rolls down the cliff then lands upright completely unscathed. She screams in anger. Very clever.