NOW we know.......................................

Indifferent -
Rushes in, raises dress with a "whoop," pulls crotch of panties aside
and squats with great force, rattling windows and causing breasts to
bob up and down. Hums lively tunes and sounds like a bucket of water
being poured from third story window.

Cautious -
Has heard of so many girls contracting VD from toilet seats that she
straddles bowl, leans over to flush, pees on her nylons.

Worried -
A week past due. Squats thoughtfully, counting days overdue on
fingers. Uses toilet paper, examines it hopefully. Peers into toilet
before flushing, sighing deeply. Walks out biting nails after
forgetting to wash hands. Resolves never to go to bed drunk again.

Conceited -
Approaches toilet with undulating movements, giving the other girls
high-fives. Raises dress by fingertips. Expression while peeing
indicates that such a lovely creature should not be compelled to
attend to such lowly duties. This type farts louder than a firecracker
and stinks like a goat.

Sloppy -
Skirt drags in toilet while squatting, pees all over front of toilet
seat, never uses toilet paper, drags her business all over seat,
forgets to flush and emerges with back of skirt caught in pants.

Timid -
Looks under stall door to see if anyone else is in the can, turns on
faucet full force, backs up to toilet, squats quickly, flushes for
constant flow of water, coughs, hums, listens intently to learn if
sound other than faucet can be heard. Ends up with loud fart, walks
out blushing.

Cross-Eyed -
Sits on one cheek on the side of the seat and pees all over the floor.
Usually wears rubber boots on her visits to the can and carries a box
of Kleenex in her purse.

Frivolous -
Lets stream go in little squirts to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your
Boat."

Literary -
Always takes book of the month to the can with her. Blames "Forever
Amber" for her piles.

Big Time -
Always leaves toilet door open while she chats and brags to the other
girls about the guy she "had" last night. Shows girls her panties with
black lace edging and "Welcome" embroidered in the crotch. Has
never been to bed with a man.

Drunk -
Wobbles to toilet. After several attempts, manages to raise dress.
Squats on toilet with shrieks of laughter, pees for awhile singing
happy little songs. Suddenly starts sobbing uncontrollably as she
realizes that she forgot to pull her panties down. Sighs, continues
to pee and sob.
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DL