A friend sent these to me. Kind of funny. 10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT' ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 3. Jesus was not White. 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. 5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 9. Kissing your pet is not cute. 10. Rap music is here to stay. ======================== ========================== 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 4. Hickey's are unattractive. 5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many. 8. Jesus is not a name for your son. 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTTwhooped (or theirs). ================================ 10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Tupac is dead. 2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much. 4. O.J. did it 5. Teeth should not be decorated. 6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes. 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color). 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
These are funny... As offensive and stereotypical as some people may find them, they're still hilarious... Thanks for posting, Gilles, i like how this was rounded out, too - didn't just focus on one minority...
Hillarious, Gilles!! Might be offensive, but at least it covers everyone!!! Love the "Your kid cursing you out...". So true!!!
Funny- but true. The hispanic one had me laughing, the black one had me laughing to a lesser extent, and i was not realy laughing much at the white one that much. They make fun of white people MUCH better on BET! Now THAT stuff is funny.