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A friend sent these to me. Kind of funny.


10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW
BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT' ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not
normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.

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10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW,

BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every
person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad
fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get
your BUTTwhooped (or theirs).

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10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW,

BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than
your car.
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.