Christmas Card to FChat

Great card, reminds me of when I took a Mexican friend (from the middle-of-nowhere-in-the-desert... I taught him how to use several household appliances!) to the Seattle auto show: I was sitting in an MB S600 and told him, "This is the car God would drive."

He immediately turned to the titanium 360 at the FoS display directly in front of us and said, "And that... is what the Son of God would drive!!"

 

I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to everyone I know, but
it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without
offending someone.

I met with my attorney today, and on his advice (and after $299 in attorneys
fees) I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not
to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is
the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual
preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void
where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 

Thats very funny - thanks.. I guess

 

Merry Christmas to the FChat community and to everyone's F car purchase(s) in 2004!

 

PEACE ON EARTH!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE!

 

Ha! Like the cartoon

 

Merry Christmas, from me and my dogs.

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