I hate hoax warnings, but this one is actually very important! Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list. If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your ass, DO NOT show him your ass. This is a scam; he only wants to see your ass. I wish I'd gotten this warning yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.
You know you can actually do this to get out of a speeding ticket, I swear. Well, I've never actually done it myself, but my wife does it all the time and she never brings home a ticket...