Why I hate people, and you should too...

You know, I hate it when I go up to someone I know and say something like "Man, that Sopranos episode last night was finally worth watching".

And the condescending response is "Oh, I don't have a television", and they say it like you have to be some kind of white trailer trash because you do own one?!? I want to smack 'em.

Or you sit to lunch with a diet Coke and they look at it, and look at you, and say "Oh, I don't drink THOSE anymore". Implying that they have clear moral superiority because of a bottle of water. Just makes me want to slap 'em.


When I was in High School, I had a girlfriend who hated people, but loved dogs (Not like THAT, yer sick). Anyway, she probably had a valid point.



Thank you, I'm all better now.

 

I have hated people for a LONG time.

What took you so long?!?!!?!?!?


And about that girlfriend of yours......

 

You still drink Diet Coke ... WTF!

Pete

 

I hate you.

 

I just can't stand Americans. Stupids F*ckers.

 

Wow.

Can't...type......too.........much............ignorance...



-DC

 

Don't forget to hate people who do the speed limit in the left lane on the highway while drinking Diet Coke and talking to the dog they have sitting in their lap helping them drive.

Oh and tractor trailers who sit over in that lane too, those guys probably don't own a TV.

How about little old ladies in Cadillacs doing 10 MPH under the limit on beautiful winding roads?

And student drivers. Get off the road. Go learn in the classroom and pratice late at night in mall parking lots.

How about.......

Oh, and.... geez, the list just keeps on growing.

Thanks, I'm glad I could unload that on such a good bunch of listeners.

 

I dated her sister. She is now married to the CEO of JIF peanut butter.

Imagine that.

DL

 

Yeah, I can see how that would happen. Give your dog a big spoonful of peanut butter and see what happens. The dog loves it and its 15 minutes of entertainment watching him eat it.

 

Got it. They're on my list now.

You might be too, for that Diet Coke comment!

 

Just go out and get a puppy or a big dog...they will change your whole life, they drink diet coke, beer, they watch the Sopranos and they are chick magnets. oh..if you don't want to attract anyone put a muzzle on it and feed it an alkaseltzer! (jk)

Ever see the puppy on a leash at the beach? It's like peanut butter on fresh white bread. You'll be so busy you won't want diet or have time for tv and peanut butter? What r u doin with that pb? (ew...sorry i asked)

Same for the chicks walkin' a puppy, a total dude magent. you got the idea.

Wake up sunshine.

Why do you think your girlfriend had the dog...Yup to attract dudes!

Get some fresh-air and a coke you need it

 

Sunshine?...


Yer on my list now.

 

so you don't have time for sunshine, just get the dog.

 

Are you ever gonna get to the bottom of that list of yours?


hahahahahahahahahehehehehehe...Neverr!!!!

Ever try Yoga?

 

Hijacked! Not enough hating here!!!!


Oh well, here's the pooch:
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Cute, but I'm not fooled:

oh your girlfriends dog is cute, where's yours?

 

Dog gone! What am I missing?

DL

 

Totally hijacked. The hating is waning...

 

....I knew dating would be risky to some degree...but this is sick!

here's a pic of what happend to my pet fish (should've had a dog, poor lil fish couldn't even defend himself)

that last boyfriend made his point, he didn't like going for sushi!

Yoga helps Pass the coke and a smile will ya.

 

I'll tell ya what your misin' Darth.

Uro Trash is a poser!

Hates people and doesn't have any dogs and probably eats helpless fish too.

He has put me on the....ya know...."the List"

Have u ever been on ....."the List?" (yoinks!)

 

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my MOST HATED things.

Hows that?

DL

 

The McLaren F1 team in action, working on Kimi's fuel system with the ever-trusty arc welder:
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Good shootin TEX! Did you miss another thread ?????

DL

 

I detect....yes... a slight blip on the hate-meter.

Maybe theres hope for this thread after all.

 

Nah...just hatin' on Ron Dennis a bit!