The Nothing Thread

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*tumbleweed rolls by*






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Just joking buddy Great poems!

 

For NNO:

A plane is crashing over the ocean. the pilot comes over the intercom and tells people that they are going to die and that there is not chance of survival. the cabin falls silent, as everyone knows what will happen next. finally, a very busty blonde gets up and says, "before i die, i want a man to make me feel like a REAL woman." there is some mummering, but finally, a man stands up from the back of the plane. as he's walking towards her, he starts unbottoning in shirt, exposing his muscles. The woman has a smile on her face, but as the man walks up to her, he hands her his shirt and says, "here, iron this."

 

To that, i submit the following:

ExperTEASE
i hate the way you love my in sick you're a tease...
Re sent lee uh choired in form ae shun dis clothes is yore uh jen duh.
Eye have scene the last of ewe in yore de bought chu re.

How you struggle now is how i've struggled since the inception of this.

Guilty pleasure;
Gilty weather,
reign washes filthy feathers.
Whether will be; gilt, she's never.

You're a slave to my punctuation; deep down, you dread your date of freedom. LOL, my font's hue; how appropriate.

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May Tricks
I lust after you wanting me to lust after you.
No, please… after you.
After you was before me; I implore me, however poorly, surely, you’d adore me
Adoring you.
I remember when we let the rain go to waist; now we let it go to waste. Wait. Now you let the reign go to waist; rain, go to waste the reign.
Alf uh new Merrick. Dee coated; yeah…
Aisle bee in sick your till eye get over ewe. Even after that two.
Wage war with woman, Y is still before X. Only in order do we 'KNOW' Y. In life, we just 'X' Y.
De cipher wreak wired…? Be happy I even punk chew ate id.

 

If you don't have anything nice to say just don't say anything at all.

Mother ****ing Cock sucking filthy slime ridden ***** dried up fellin like sand paper ****ing **** big hair dick covered in ****ing ****.

 

Free your mind from all thoughts,
Until there is only nothingness.
Then release all attachments to nothingness.

 

Family Reunion.

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I really like this nothign thread. I can finnaly tell you guys Im pregnant with Carbons babies. And to add to the fact I think there Siamese twins

 

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say
on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
from the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to youuuuuuuuuu!

(Just in case any of you forgot the lyrics to this great song!)

Mohalo

 

My balls stink when there sweaty.

 

Hi, I'm John Kerry...(insert BS here)...

 

WHAT THE F? I thought you lost that DES Crap. WTF? Anyone else suffer through having to reprogram all his contact entries from some guy names DES to some guy named Carbon......
















Oh, and hey Carbon..how are you buddy....

 

ANYTHING relating to Carbon involves suffering!!

DL the martyr

 

Confusious say, "Many who goes to bed with itchy but ... wake up, with smelly finger."

Bill in Brooklyn

 

Damn Ya got that one pretty quick.

 

I’m speechless!

 

annihilation, aught, bagatelle, blank, cipher, crumb, diddly, duck egg, extinction, fly speck, goose egg, insignificancy, naught, nihility, nix, no thing, nobody, nonbeing, nonentity, nonexistence, not anything, nothingness, nought, nullity, obliteration, oblivion, scratch, shutout, trifle, void, wind, zero, zilch, zip, zippo, zot

 

BTW, whats up with these Europeans and their Bonkers thread?

What exactly is a bonker? Why do they have >6,000 of them??

 

Shakespeare's Globe Theatre Much Ado About Nothing - information ... - Much Ado About Nothing at London's Shakespeare's Globe Theatre - tickets, information and details. ...
http://www.thisistheatre.com/londonshows/muchadoaboutnothing.html

If you want more nothing, do the following:

1) Call Dell's Customer Service
2) Go to the Post Office
3) Make a trip to DMV
4) Write a personal letter to the president
5) Email Exxon's Chairman, Lawrence Rawl. Ask him why his gas prices are so high.
6) Aks Alan Lambo to give you his thoughts on Ferrari's
7) Spill hot coffee on yourself at a McDonalds
8) Ask me what I think of Brittany Spears
9) Ask for a New York steak at Burger Kig
10) Take your car to SR Exotics in Livermore,CA to be worked on.

 

J.... , T. a..

 

Thanks Doc. I was wondering that myself but was too embarrassed to ask!

They're going to hit 10K posts in no time.

 

Never pass up the opportunity to shut up.

 

It was something i had written a while ago... All of that stuff is old...

 

I say we make this our US bonkers thread & see how long it will last.

 

Whatever happened to that candy called Bonkers? That stuff ruled.

 

how much could a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?