Why I hate people, and you should too...

People who fart in elevators. (I applaud those w/ the balls to do this. Personally the grocery store aisle is my signature. Let it go then walk to the end of the aisle and watch people's reactions.)

People that try to use expired coupons at the grocery store then try to argue with the cashier. (Cheap Hollanders...wait a minute, that's me!)

People that standing in front of me buying lotto tickets & can't decide which scratch off is right for them. ( I hate the people buying the stupid daily 3 or daily 4...what a waste of energy. What do you win $500.00 maybe!?)

How about people in the grocery store that pay for $10.00 worth of goods with a check!!!??? In the express lane none the less.

 

It really peeves me when people complain about their pet peeves.

 

Oh man, tell me about it. My second job was a cashier for a local grocery chain. I learned to hate people back then. The check-writing scenario is 100% on the money (no pun intended), and don't get me started with Debit cards and pin numbers. No matter how stupid people were about not entering it at the right time, entering it too quickly, not swiping the card the right way, etc...they STILL look at you like "why the hell is this thing not working, n00b?". God, I'm having flashbacks.

You, as a cashier, are the first point of contact. If the customer just had the worst in-store experience they've ever had, guess who's fault it is? Item not priced right? Guess who's fault it is? Not the guys who actually enter the data in the computer, it's my fault. Picked up the wrong item for WIC? Sale tag expired a week ago? To friggin' stupid to pick up the right item to match the (expired as well) coupon? ALL MY FAULT.

I had cash handed to me after being pulled out of a bra twice. OH NO, we're not talking a Victoria's Secret model here. No sir. We're talking fresh from the trailerpark woman here.

Sorry, had to vent. Have a nice day, ma'am.

 

From Texas. I don't mean to lump all Americans into this. However, the average American is an idiot. That's why I hang out here. Most of the people on this site are not eactly average. If you doubt what i say about the average American, go to a walmart or a McDonalds sometime. It's amazing some of them are even allowed out in public.

 

I hate people with Ferraris *ducks*

Seriously though, I had ignorant people and people with Ferraris.

Im kidding about the former.. Oh man.. I should get some sleep...

 

mr. "isellpower",

Go start the "Why I like People thread....your not hatin' enough here!

ONLY HATE NEEDED OR WANTED HERE!!!!

"NOW BEAT IT KID YA BOTHER ME!" SCRAM.

 

The one question I hate to hear? "are we there yet?"

Not a smart q to ask and here's why >>>>>>>>>>>>

Remember this Jason when I used to put you on the hood of my F50????

I was hopin you were going to be a Great Hater someday but no you love Nemo.

ugh!

 

Probably gonna get gashed off for this one;

I hate those white, middle class kids who try to be black street gangsta's- with their p iss poor attempt at patois and their pi ss poor sense of "street" style......
JOKERS

http://www.jamaicans.com/speakja/sound.htm

 

I have a story that is far too hateful for this forum. I have to cool down!!

Who wants to have a drink?

DL

 

Dave ,
i'll be in Florida tomm....any good for you?

 

Yeah, Ill strap on my snow shoes and walk all the way there, through the dawn of the new ice age......

sorry wrong movie (which BTW, I hated)!

DL

anyone? anyone?

 

Who remembers the early/mid nineties when all the 'cool' people quit eating beef? You'd be out at a nice restaurant and they'd say "I don't EAT beef". Or you'd invite them over to your house for dinner and before they'd accept they'd say "You KNOW we don't eat beef".

My wife and I got so tired of it, we started telling people we didn't eat chicken. The look on their faces was priceless.

I hated those people.

 

Aww MAAAAAAAN! I HATE typing stories!!!!!!

DL

 

I hate city folks. They push and shove, they always look angrier than a person 1 dollar shy of a downpayment for a Chryler M412

 

LOL! And it's funnier when they do it wrong too!

 

OK. I'm having lunch at an outdoor cafe, not noticing an abundance of wheat grass, free range or organically grown menu items. I'm at the last table of four. Next to me is a pair of older women (smoking) and a guy at the last table (smoking as well). The ladies leave and a couple sits at the next table to them (two from me).

I'll describe the woman from the couple. Tan socks and hiking boots, green cargo shorts, old black t-shirt and a floppy brown leather hat (equipped with chin strap). She also features a grey skinned wrinkled leathery face that has never seen a hint of make-up. The guy had on Birkenstocks (with socks of course) and cut off jeans.

By now, there was a pair of guys who obviously shopped at the same outlet store, sitting at the furthest table from me.

I finished my lunch and lit up my usual little stogie when I noticed that the guy at the next table was GLARING at me and the guy from the last table was literally pacing around in circles, pissed as hell.

After about five minutes of this, the first guy says (rather loudly) to leather face, "Thats it, we're leaving!" And they get up with half of their meals uneaten.

The waitress brings out the meals for the other two guys and puts them down which prompts him to make a bee line right over to me. He says, "Listen. I've tolerated you long enough. NOW my lunch is on the table and I cant tolerate you anymore.***

***keep in mind, the two tables are literally in a parking lot, outside and 25 feet apart.

He then says, "I want you to slow down your smoking."

I respond with, " Well, I won't have another one if that makes you happy."

It didn't.

At this point I go over to my car and start it. I roll down the windows and turn on the air to cool it off, all the while savouring the low, rather loud and throaty exhaust note of my Tubi.

Now it's my turn.

With the cigar still lit (in the corner of my mouth) I go over to their table, lean over both of their plates and say to him, "You know what? I have tolerated the fact that I was going to have to pay for this as long as I could. NOW that the bill is actually ON my table, I cannot tolerate it anymore. Why don't YOU buy ME lunch?

As his (now glass) jaw dropped... he (of course) said nothing.

As I was leaving, I exited out the driveway right at their table and purposely missed a light. I figured that he should enjoy the Tubi as much as I (from about a foot away) for a minute or so.....you know, to enhance their lunch conversation.

DL

 

...and I hate suburban folks, with their g*d-damned SUV's clogging up our highways, and they always have to leave the office early during a snowstorm because they have to commute 2 time zones away, and they're convinced that there is no pollution in their town, because they all know that pollution stops at the city limits...AAARRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

Well, URO? No comment?

I just HATE getting "GYP-ed"

DL

 

Great story DL!!

 

Well Carbie has just been looking for an excuse to give DL a good paddling.....