Ahhh hot rodding youth....
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I know and it's driving me ****ing insane. Luckily for me I got all this Crown Royal and it's summer so theres more than enoughparties going on everynight to help take my mind off of it. That and I'm actually gay and Miai is just a cover up. Oh ****. Oh ****. The cat's out of the bag,....... and I'm outta the closet!
It may be the quantity of alchohol I have ingested but in light of the above comments your location is pretty damn funny
Nothing can be said when polititians speak! This shows the Republicans that the Demi's have a sense of humor on rare occasion... REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment) 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 PM Freedom Fries served 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only) 8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires 9:30 PM break for secret meetings 10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas 10:15 PM Carl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak Made Simple 10:30 PM Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and Talk Macho Even When You Feel Squishy Inside 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare 10:40 PM John Ashcroft Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy 11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata 11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again 11:35 PM Blame Clinton 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself 12:00 M Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
The story concerns a butcher who went into a petshop. He fell in love with one of the seabirds. Alas, he had no money to spend, but the shop owner agreed to give him the bird in exchange for some of that delicious German sausage. I guess you could say he took a tern for the wurst! ____________________________________ DL
Some archived Lifeless Rhymes I wrote from 2001-'03: stand over yonder in the muck of quicksand you can't wander you're stuck No one around Not a sound No sight No day or night Beneath the ground 'Twas dull and null, so dumb was numb- -skull Sit there without a care or emotion make no motion anywhere In a state of coma without aroma there's no smell May as well be in Oklahoma
It took me a few minutes to figure this one out. But I think that I've got it now. It's all an optical illusion. The two giant "triangles" aren't really triangles. The long slope is an optical illusion. It is not actually a straight line. Therefore, each alledged "triangle" is actually a 4 sided figure. By rearranging the elements to make the second "triangle" the area inside the new 4 sided figure is increased by a slight amount that is not discernable to the eye. That amount of increased area is equal to the area of one square. Do I win a prize?
Maranelloman: I stole your pic just now.In fact,I have stolen most pics you have posted.Do you have any more of this stuff I can steal?The sayings with chicks in them?
