Mornin' Tony Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. "One day we should get her for this," said the first boy. " I agree. We'll grab her..." said the second. "Yeah," said the third. "And then we'll kick her in the nuts!" ________________________________________ DL
An elderly gentleman shuffles into a drug store and asks for some Viagra. That's not a problem says the pharmacist, "how many do you want? Just a few, maybe four, says the pensioner, "but could you cut them into four pieces?" That won't do much good replies the pharmacist. The customer looks at the man and sighs "I'm 83 years old - I'm not interested in sex anymore" he says "I just want to stick it out far enough so I don't wee on my shoes" __________________________________________ DL
