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THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

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  1. stokpro

    stokpro F1 Rookie
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    #1 stokpro, Jan 9, 2004
    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be
    with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
     
  2. Dave Radu

    Dave Radu Karting

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    #2 Dave Radu, Jan 9, 2004
    Thanks fo the laugh. I needed that today.
     
  3. Chenrezi

    Chenrezi Karting

    Feb 10, 2003
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    #3 Chenrezi, Jan 9, 2004
    LOLOL!
    I was reading and I was wondering where was it headed...
    But the ending was just superb!! :)
    Indeed, it's too much to ask in just one woman???
     
  4. racedecknc

    racedecknc Karting

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    #4 racedecknc, Jan 10, 2004
    Nope, I'm just lucky, I guess.

    Ed
     
  5. shmark

    shmark F1 Rookie

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    #5 shmark, Jan 10, 2004
    Me too, luckiest guy on the planet.

    Mark
     
  6. jarends

    jarends Formula Junior

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    #6 jarends, Jan 10, 2004
    I'm with you Mark,
     
  7. JaguarXJ6

    JaguarXJ6 F1 Veteran

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    #7 JaguarXJ6, Jan 10, 2004
    Damn it, she doesn't cook. Should I keep her? :D

    Sunny
     
  8. FLATOUTRACING

    FLATOUTRACING F1 Rookie

    Aug 20, 2001
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    #8 FLATOUTRACING, Jan 10, 2004
    Actually there are SIX SECRETS !!!!!!!

    #6 It's important to have your credit card bills with all your racing (or fill in the blank with your appropriate vice) expenses mailed to.......

    ........YOUR OFFICE !!!!!!!

    Regards,

    Jon P. Kofod
    www.flatoutracing.net
     
  9. spidr

    spidr Formula Junior

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    #9 spidr, Jan 11, 2004


    LOLOLOLOLOL!!
     

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