Will Young, Robbie Williams and Kylie went for a night on the town, as they left the night-club, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her thong to one side and gave her a good seeing to. "Its your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie but Will started crying. Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Will? What's wrong?" Will sobbed "My head won't fit between the railings"
A blonde bird pushes her Punto into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it's running smoothly.*She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor." She says, "How often do I have to do that?"
Waz, What about this one then? I nearly weed myself... Stig ************************ A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.* *"You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.* *The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, sh*t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops". WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen*floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And*what do you want for breakfast, young man?! "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your f***ing life it won't be Coco Pops"
