A man and his two young sons walk up to a lunch counter. The waitress comes around and asks the first boy, "What'll you have?" Boy: "Gimme a G0D Damned cheeseburger!" The father leans over and whacks the kid with a backhand...... The waitress looks at the second kid and asks, "How about you?" Boy2: "Well, you can bet your sweet .ass I ain't orderin' no G0d damned cheeseburger!" ______________________ DL