Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. UGLY: Your daughter has them. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. UGLY: You're in them. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a crossdresser. UGLY: He looks better than you. Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. UGLY: So are you. Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. UGLY: With corrections. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. UGLY: She's a lawyer. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: The postman had the same idea. UGLY: You have to wait. ____________________ DL
********, these have been posted on every forum and circulated in email for the past 100 years. Please quit posting age-old crap.
Hey, *****-for-brains, lighten up! It's HUMOR. You could stand to develop a sense of one. Image Unavailable, Please Login
I believe it is Il Commendatore, so between spelling, liking Bangle designs, and whining about others, I think IC needs to STFU.