Ferrari Enzo vs. Trophy Wife

a car over a broad everytime.

 

CAR. USE THE LIFE OUT IT. GET ANOTHER, YOUNGER MODEL. ( OR IS IT NEWER??)

 

No you don't chaa, she just makes you think you do !!

 

Which one would be more expensive to maintain?

 

The Enzo has more knobs you can play with...

 

If it flies, floats or f***s, RENT IT! Therefore, I vote for the ENZO.

 

Money can always buy Enzos, but money most of the time cant buy your perfect wife!

 

You guys need help.

 

Cheaper or More Expensive? Oh well, guess it's up to your wallet what you will or won't have?

 

the perfect wife isn't perfect because you have money, i hope. God Be with you if she is.

 

LOL that's funny Ken.

Last week mine brought her car home and it had a bunch of bird droppings on it, she must have parked under a tree of something. And since the car is black, it looks like something out of 101 Dalmations.

So I said to myself "whelp this would last about a minute on one of my cars before I had to get it washed, lets see how long this takes her to get resolved without saying anything."

So far it's been nearly a week and the car still hasn't been washed.

GRRRRR, why do women look at cars as if they're golf carts: Get in, turn the key-thingamajig, use foot to press long thin pedal to go go go, use foot to press big pedal to stop stop stop. If it makes a funny noise, DRIVE IT FOR ANOTHER 1000 MILES before telling boyfriend about noise.

Oh and the final one:

Pack 200lbs of workout clothes, old People magazines, makeup bags, kickboxing gloves, and anything else you might need if stranded with the car on a desert island in the car's small trunk permanently. That way when boyfriend takes the car to the store and wheels a cart full of groceries back to put in the trunk he can have a brain annurism from the sight of no f-ing trunk space and 20 bags of groceries.

 

I'd take the Enzo because if your wife/gf starts acting up you can always shut the garage door in its face and not talk to it until someone else fixes the problem for you. All you have to do with the car is enjoy the good times, the bad times can always be fixed with CASH!

 

>Just recently she backed our G35 coupe into the STILL CLOSED garage door one morning because "she thought it was open".


See Mako, there's the problem right there.

Just like I tell my wife: "Who asked you to think?" Just don't run into the door!

 

LOL, nice. And in that vein:

What do you say to my girlfriend with two black eyes?

I TOLD YOU TWICE ALREADY NOT TO BACK INTO THE DOOR!


just kidding for all the sensitive metrosexuals living in their mom's basements reading this. It's a J-O-K-E.

 

Well, We all know what the Enzo looks like, Time for some photos of the women in question.