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OT: Fine Hand "Waxing" Job

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  1. pchop

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    #1 pchop, Mar 17, 2005
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  2. jptyke

    jptyke Formula 3

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    I want a white guy to wash and wax the ride
     
  3. ryalex

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    I thought the same thing...

    Does he really think someone will pay $4k for a hand wax? 24k gold wax? Typos in the ad?

    When other pros charge 1/10 of that, somethings up.

    Maybe it says, "To book, send $ to my Lagos, Nigeria bank."
     
  4. JohnnyGQ

    JohnnyGQ Karting

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    For 4k you've got a deal, MASTER P.
    FYI - specialty outfits extra!
     
  5. jptyke

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    haha
     
  6. HUTCH91TR

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    WTF is "Epiphany" motorcar wax?? Anyone ever hear of it????

    24k gold flakes in the wax?? HEH?? How is that in any way beneficial? One would think that metal flakes in a car wax would lead to scratches...

    And $4k for a wax job!? In addition to the complimentary Cristal, they should give their customer (s?) some complimentary crack or crystal meth.

    Are the F-Chat police investigating this???
     
  7. CTM

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    I saw that too and figured that it must include more than just the waxing of the car. John U need to pony up the 4K and let us know the real deal. U seem up for trying just about anything.
     
  8. pchop

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    For 4K, it better be hand wax, followed by Heather Graham and Playboy's Miss Jan-Dec sucking on my left nut, plus hand jobs...ALTOGETHER.
     
  9. jptyke

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    Ffwerf. hmmm..Heather Graham
     
  10. noahlh

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    That ad is the result of a very stupid person sitting around thinking "hmm...rich people who spend money on their cars must be idiots, so let me come up with a way I can fool them info giving me their money. All I need to do is do one-part 'Ferrari' and one part 'Cristal' and I'll be rich."

    And for anyone who actually pays for that service, well, what's that they say about a fool and his money...?
     
  11. 348SStb

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    Well said. :D
     
  12. FasterIsBetter

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    Does anyone really think that is a legitimate ad? If so, I have this nice bridge in Brooklyn I'd be willing to let go for a VERY reasonable price...
     
  13. 348SStb

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    Can I just buy a piece?
     
  14. Ed P.

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    Did anyone try to contact this guy? Might be good for a laugh....
     
  15. sjmst

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    Yes, but he was on vacation. Note his ta...never mind..
     
  16. jptyke

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    hmm... Does his name start with an R and end with an E?
     
  17. robiferretti

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    You want them to investigate this but not the $3500 wax job Autosport gave you when they say the brake fluid was boiled and clutch melted with in 400 miles of a major? :)
     
  18. HUTCH91TR

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    I'd be more than happy for anyone at anytime to investigate the ordeal.
     
  19. Ferrari0324

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    Just the left one?
     
  20. pchop

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    Do you take a check? (it's from Rene)
     
  21. pchop

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    Right nut is reserved for Liz Hurley, Penthouse's Pet Jan-Dec...
     
  22. pchop

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    I also love how the guy throw in that "non member has a two month wait"...
     
  23. pchop

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  25. Black355

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    I did.

    He's using AOL 5. Clearly, he's not spending any of his waxing bounty on a computer capable of running an AOL client compiled within the last 5 years.
     

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