PHIL's Boxer

ok I admit it..

I had sex in my Boxer with a dog previously perversely buggered by peepee

 

Do you write the rhymes for those drinking games? Say that a few times whilst under the influence!

 

Now John, look what you've gone and done... you've taken this thread off topic

 

the only tits i see go "cheep cheep"
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This has everything to do with driving a carbed boxer....

 

I wear cardboard boxers, is thaat close enough ???

 

oh dear did you teach your wife origami?
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you have w-a-y too much time on your hands...

 

actually, "all the smiles have everything to do with driving a carbed boxer..." was my failed attempt to get the thread back on topic... oh well...

this is auusie Fchat

lets go and harrass the seppos'

 

they don't understand our sense of humour so it would be pointless

 

well that was a p!ss poor attempt then wasn't it?

 

yes, sorry I even tried. You lot are all pharkt

 

sorrow, regret, next thing you'll be whinging and complaining... bloody ex-poms

 

Pommie land... now there's link...

That's where my BB is right now....

 

it might get scurvy on the trip here... The Convict Boxer, has a certain ring to it...

 

leave the poor buggered boxers bleedin' ring out of it... oops, what has that got to do with my Boxer

 

oh so are you admitting it has a leak?

 

mate...if she's not good enough for you, then she's nowhere good enough for me!

 

He knows all the car stuff, as do Crown Customs Services (that advertise in the club mag and are EXCELLENT by the way), but it's my status as a pommie passport holder with Aussie residency that I want to clear up.... it may affect the taxation... hopefully in my favour, as an "immigrant/emmigrant"

 

Customs are a pack of _ _ _ _ (insert best known expletive you know)

They use a car value book based on unrealistic prices here in Oz and then if you are an Aussie returning home with the car they deduct a certain percentage for the first year you lived overseas with the car and then a hugely reduced % for each year after that.

My documentation relating to the purchase price was ignored as they stated they were using their figures to evaluate the cost of importing the car.

If they use this formula for you it may be good but I doubt it, they will probably say you haven't lived OS with the car since becoming an Aussie , it always works in their favour

**disclaimer*** this was in '91

 

680 = 65 KGM. SAme as the LM forces. This should never be done when the wheels are hot from driving. 680 NM will be when the car is cold. Never let anyone do up your wheels more than this when the car is hot. There is also an interesting thing written in the handbooks of F40's. The LM says no grease, metal on metal. The road car says grease. (love the italians). Total confusion.

 

I was going to make a go-kart track around my house. You know..........have the boys over, have a few beers and get out in the go-karts. Some of the neightbours didn't like the idea. Got the council involved, and gave me a lot of drama. So I changed the speed humps in the street while nobody was watching, instead, so that I could get the F40 out of my street.