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HEY YUTZ,

GET A JOB...............................

 

quality

 

Wow! That thing started off scary, fortunately it was a happy ending, could have gone very badly.

 

Why did she say no???

 

BECAUSE SHE IS FROM THE U.K.

 

AH she seen sense then

 

WHATEVER ITS CALLED OVER THERE

HOWS CAMILLA AND CHARLES??

 

You mean, hows Collette

 

I DONT HIT ON OTHER PEOPLES WIVES, BESIDES MY WIFE IS SCILIAN, AND I LIKE LOOKING AT MY BALLS.....

 

ROFL..you say it like its a bad thing?

Having a tough friday?

 

Too much information Bruce, too much information.

 

JEZZUS H CHRIST..ITS YOU..I THOUGHT I WAS ALMOST JIMPO FREE ALL WEEK.....

 

You're not that lucky!

 

THANKS MR GLIP..............

 

He was a working class person, and even though she was also, like all women, she knew that she was somehow BETTER and FAR ABOVE people of her own background and she DESERVED somebody much better and much more wealthy than him or herself.
So she continued her search for Mr. Rich,....er,....Mr. Right until one day many years later when she looked in the mirror and saw many fine lines across her face and many more pounds around her waist. Then she realized that she no longer had what it takes to catch Mr. Rich, and that like the old saying says, "What goes around, comes around". She reflected back on the many times in her younger days when she had turned up her nose at many fine young men because they weren't "good enough" for her. Since the years had passed, she realized that since THEY weren't good enough for her when she was young, now SHE wasn't good enough for them now that she was old and over the hill. What had gone around had truely come back around to haunt her.

So she swallowed an entire can of Black Flag bug killer and stuck her head in the oven.

 

ROTFLMAO...!!!

 

OMFG...!!! i dated a woman whose nickname was Fred... Her real name was Susan...

 

YOU dated?

Whats next....I am going to be reading quality posts from Jimmy!!