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GOTTA TRY THIS ! HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE

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  1. BlueBiturbo

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    #1 BlueBiturbo, Mar 24, 2008
    HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE

    If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions :

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
    2. Remove your laptop.
    3. Boot up
    4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
    5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
    6. Then hit this link

    http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
     
  2. darth550

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    #2 darth550, Mar 24, 2008
    Seen that...... Probably get arrested for it......
     
  3. luv2detail

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    #3 luv2detail, Mar 24, 2008
    I thought it was going to be porn.:D

    What do the Arabic? words say?
     
  4. agup48

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    #4 agup48, Mar 24, 2008
    Hmm, you cant connect to the internet on a plane, unless your getting on a NASA or some Alien gibberish server.
     
  5. ferraridude615

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    #5 ferraridude615, Mar 24, 2008
    Somehow, I read IRRITATING as Urinating, and somehow I clicked on this thread anyway :(
     
  6. Systo

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    #6 Systo, Mar 24, 2008
    File > Save Page As (when you load up the .SWF) or just right click the link here on FChat and Save Target(Link) As.
    Get the file to open up in your web browser and it's just as good as visiting it on the web.

    Forgot to mention, if you get out of jail/have any memory of the event, be sure to tell us how getting tased/tackled by an entire plane feels!
     
  7. Dilancer

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    #7 Dilancer, Mar 24, 2008
    Arrested? These days you'll get mauled by everyone.
     
  8. darth550

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    #8 darth550, Mar 24, 2008
    Wouldn't be a bad thing if one was to fly on Slut Airlines! :)
     
  9. Dilancer

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    #9 Dilancer, Mar 24, 2008
    HAHA! True that :D
     
  10. amenasce

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    #10 amenasce, Mar 25, 2008
    Enjoy your next 5 years in Club Guantanamo !
     
  11. mksu19

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    #11 mksu19, Mar 25, 2008
    Or watelogged! :D
     
  12. wingfeather

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    #12 wingfeather, Mar 25, 2008
    I prefer to just stare off into the distance from the start of the flight.

    Or read a book on asp.net 2.0
     
  13. sparta49

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    #13 sparta49, Mar 25, 2008
    Probably beat to death with the armrest
     
  14. Stephanie

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    #14 Stephanie, Mar 25, 2008
    Hahaha...me too! =X
     
  15. Kds

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    #15 Kds, Mar 25, 2008
    Actually, airlines have wireless internet in first/bizz class....JAL, Lufthansa just to name a couple. In 1-2 more years everyone will have it.
     
  16. Lee in Texas

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    #16 Lee in Texas, Mar 27, 2008
    And you opened it anyway?

    How YOU doin?! :)
     
  17. 3604u

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    #17 3604u, Mar 30, 2008
    haha. thats a good one... i look like middle eastern.. i guess.. i would get beaten up.. if i did that. .

    but its pretty nice
     
  18. 1ual777

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    #18 1ual777, Mar 30, 2008
    I thought it was going to be one of those pics of Pap in those shorts. That would shut the whole plane up.
     
  19. DrStranglove

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    #19 DrStranglove, Mar 30, 2008
    If I were on the plane and saw that I would feel compelled to beat the living crap out of you with the laptop. I would not stop till I had broken both your arms and likely a few ribs to be sure you were pliable for HLS when we landed.
     
  20. ferraridude615

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    #20 ferraridude615, Mar 30, 2008
    I'm all for a good joke but this is far from it.
     
  21. TexasF355F1

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    #21 TexasF355F1, Mar 30, 2008
    DING!

    New business adventure. "Cum Fly With Us":D
     

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