How I paid for my little friend, a 550.

At the place where Texas Hold Them is played, I must have happy fifty fellow humans. If I can do that, I get to buy a 612: maybe. 7 Stud is a man’s game.

James Garner was there the last time. No, not at my seminar but the place.

Crowne Plaza Casino
Southern California

Overbooked. Crap. I have to have my pretty employees tell the late HUMANS they are gone.

Firemen tell me how many are aloud. I listen to firemen.

Do you?

Willie,

I am letting go Robert this coming Thursday. I will be giving him around two month’s pay. He has been with me since after you were gone.

Your sweet sister is taking your mother to a better place then she has been. Both JACK & I LIKE THE NEW HOME BETTER Then where you have seen her.

 

Am I the only that's insanely confused here?

 

KIenny,

I talk.

People paid me to talk. Great fun. I talk for money.

 

Give him three, he has a child on the way you know.

DL

PS....Sing along with Dino: "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore." (hiccup)

sorry.

 

.

 

Must be some sort of secret code.

-Wayne

 

Yeah, big secret.... 'Ol code #7!

DL

 

Very cool, my brother lectures also, seems to be the most enjoyable way to earn big bucks... Mind if I ask what you talk about?

 

Hey, I work to pay me for many months is tomorrow.

4 hours or maybe 10 hours per year is OK in my book. How about yours?

 

Kenny,

Everyone's favorite subject - money.

 

See this dirty old CV joint? It is your brain on drugs.

 

I drive a 550. What do you drive?

 

I hope they're not paying you much!?

By the way..............




PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY!!!!!

 

WTF M8

 

No, this time it is cheap. I am taping it using a friend from HOLLYWOOD. That place may be know to some of you. To me, it is a 29 minute drive.

Bonzi, sleep is near. I must be rested for the morrow.l

This is not an ad. I am sold out.

Bonzi. money is near.

Fun. Fun.

Sleep......

 

I'm guessing either english isn't your first language, or coherent sentances arn't a priority

 

Whacky caleefornians.........

 

Bart,

I look forward to your future posts. If they continue to be as progressively bizarre as your last 3 or 4, we should all be in for a good ride.

Just a quick tip...may I suggest you stop using vowels and remove the "j" from your keyboard? Although many would argue this would make you easier to understand, I say it would be twice as fun!

 

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Yep. Can you imagine paying big money to listen to this guy for several hours?

 

Ah Bartholomue,

when Marble and granit don fly anymore, the great divide breaks lose.

Gary hits the asphalt and the morning sun raises over Vegas.

Betty sends her love a true 549 owner at heart.

Pepperoni is the only choice, well I guess there is more. But pepperoni is mine.

Have a hectic day!

 

With l'endroit, in Roofing tiles they arrest, I necessity est human of l'essere that play the lucky comrade of cinqüênta to have. If I can do this, j'obtiens to d'acheter of the 612: the bolt the 7 is possibly a game of mans.

The attic of James was mark of l'ultimo here. No, not with my conference, nevertheless with l'endroit.

Californian casino of more located more to the south the one Of square Crowne Surréservé.

Excrement. I must give the form to the legend for the behind graceful employee of the HUMAN BEINGS of the mines, that one that had been qu'ils.

Feuerwehrmaenner says to me, how much he is strong.

J'écoute of feuerwehrmaenner he?

Willie,

Allowed I go the Robert this following one of Thursday. Months de Dò of the wages of d'autour two. It was with me, since then of which you that had been qu'après corresponded.

It's force of motivatings of the sister takes that then his nut/mother to a better place qu'elle it was & of ambo the STECKFASSUNG; The BETTER NEW J'aime to the FOURTH then sight where he l'avez.

 

It's a good thing they don't pay you to spell!

 

a 550.

DL

 

Uh, Bart, the game is called 'Texas Hold'em', not 'Texas Hold Them'!

Lets all play Seven Stard Cud!