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Just bought my new Enzo

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by LetsJet, Jan 4, 2005.

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  1. LetsJet

    LetsJet F1 Veteran
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    #1 LetsJet, Jan 4, 2005
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    Hey I'm new to the board and just wanted to post a pict of my new Enzo. I'm so excited because Enzo himself dropped it off at my house in northern Alaska. He's real cool. I know it looks warm in the pict but that's just because I have a good camera. I had my girlfriend stand behind it but then she touched the car, so I dumped her. She was ugly anyway........and she wore too much clothes for north.

    I added the shields today also. I just used my inkjet printer to copy a photo of a shield off the 'net and used crazzzy glue to stick them on. I hope they are in the right spot.

    You can see off the reflection on the car that I also own an F40, F55, 360, Mclaren, Salen, MB S65, and a Nissan Sentra.

    I have a tech question for you guys. How do you start it?

    Anyway got to go...... My helicopter is waiting for me to finish typing on Fchat.

    BTW- I'll be selling it in a few months so if anyone wants to buy it let me know. I have a BENZO on order and it should arrive in April. A BENZO, for you uneducated, is a new Ferrari collaboration with Bentley, limited production to 200.... the number of seconds the designer could hold his breath.
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  2. bludevil12

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    LMAO!!! Nice one!!!
     
  3. Free

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    What is your ex girlfriends phone number? :)
     
  4. whart

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    This is blatently false. Anybody can tell she had her's "done." BTW, nice ride.
     
  5. venusone

    venusone F1 Rookie

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    Ah, so you like midget chicks. She is a bit short. I’ve heard about you rich boys into short stuff. Are you short too? Let me measure....
     
  6. FL 355

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    Is this a follow up to our soccer buddy up north, who is now in England via Flroida?

    boy, he was had and fried...
     
  7. LetsJet

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    How dare you all question me............

    I have the McDonalds secret recipe to prove it.

    "Is this a follow up to our soccer buddy up north, who is now in England via Flroida? "

    I don't know what your talking about- I don't even play soccer..........

    I'm playing football for the Oakland Raiders next season. But only for a few seasons because I will be the pilot to send the first civilians into space.
     
  8. Napolis

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    The Dude that did those implants forgot to take out the crossflo inflator tubing.
     
  9. riverflyer

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    Sir, I hate to be the one to have to inform you of this grave duplicity, but you have been had. That is not an enzo but a lowly F50. They have no real value anymore as they are old technology. I am so sorry.
    I feel so bad that I would like to help you. I am even willing to pay to have the car in question shipped to me here so I can try and help you recover your $1.2 mil. for the enzo. Hope that helps....
     
  10. Free

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    I missed the car being an F50 in the pic due to distractions. :)
     
  11. bernardo66

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    Sir,

    As a newly sworn in F-Chat Mountie (federal Canadian police for the rest of you), you leave me no alternative but to place both you and your girlfriend under arrest and confiscate your F-50, err... I mean Enzo.

    I hope you realise that incarceration in a Canadian penetentiary is no laughing matter. You will have to share your cell with ROLM & Slim9107. And you can also expect guards whomping you 'round the clock, icy-cold showers, and the only way out is suicide.
     
  12. robertgarven

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  13. LetsJet

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    God what a loser you are....... You don't even know an Enzo when you see one. Everyone knows the F50 has louvers and three wings and they never made an F50 in red. You probably think your an expert or something.

    bernard, I don't know this ROLM & Slim9107 you talk about, but I do know MLOR & Mils and they also have 6 Enzos a piece.

    F50, you guys crack me up.
     
  14. LetsJet

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    LOL

    I clicked on the link:

    Ferrari Club 2005 Bikini Calendar Photos from June 12 & July 17, 2004

    "This page has received so much traffic that it has threatened to shut down our server. That is a lot of traffic! Therefore the webmaster has been forced to remove the Ferrari bikini calendar photographs formerly displayed on this page. As we do not know what to attribute this hugh amount of traffic to, we would appreciate hearing from you. Thank you. "
     
  15. bernardo66

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    Sir,

    I'm going to ask you politely to step away from the car, and hand me the keys to your NSX, no I mean F5...Enzo, yeah! That's right! And take your hands out of your pockets when you're next to your girlfriend.
     
  16. Mule

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    That's northern Alaska? And Korr was wondering why I wanted to move back there... Man, I will have to move from down south in Anchorage.

    Plenty of driving time with 89 straight days of sunlight.
     
  17. WARDHOG

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    What do you have to measure with? Got a yard stick?
     
  18. jaturon

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    Come on, children!!!
    Love the REAR of that F50, gorgeous.
     
  19. GTE

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    The car right, you are talking about the car?

    Anyway, love those open top Enzo´s.
     
  20. LetsJet

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    Thanks, It's a very sweet Enzo.........
     
  21. MarkPDX

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  22. milstanselnino

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    You don't have any jurisdiction! Sorry. There is hope: I hear that there are three enzos in Nunavut, all of which were used to run Walrus tusks, so you could confiscate them.
     
  23. BigTex

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    Well, Chesney (aka Zupra) presented me with a VERY NICE yellow Enzo at the FFQC, but he did not have that girl to go with it!

    Is this an OPTION????? How much does it cost to ADD one?

    How much is the Service, if you add this option?

    Did you recently recieve a package from home??? I've heard that WAAAAAAY up on the hillsides, this magical plant can be found......:rolleyes:

    On a more serious note you cannot buy a NEW Enzo, they are all USED CARS, now..........sorry. Like Paul Frame's cars......used..........


    LetsJet is a Team Zupra corporate sponsor.........Go Team Zupra!
     
  24. milstanselnino

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    "On a more serious note you cannot buy a NEW Enzo, they are all USED CARS, now..........sorry"

    THATS why I am not going to buy one. I just can't stand the thought of buying someone else's headaches.. The ex-girlfriend is new, though, right?
     
  25. BigTex

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    low miles....carefully driven.....only on Sundays......to church!!!!
     

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