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I'm an addict...

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  1. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
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    I remember the first time I did it like it was yesterday. It was strange at first, but it felt so natural. I was all alone, nobody was around... looking back, I have to wonder why I had never done it before. I didn't do it again for a few days, and acutally, after a while I kind of forgot about it because I was busy at work and stuff. But when I rediscovered it, and did it a few more times, the rush was 10X what it was the first time. I did it every day for a while after that, and then I heard about a happy hour where other addicts were hanging out. I went, and was a little uncomfortable cause I was so new to it. But the other addicts seemed normal, and appeared to be very functional members of society, and so I relaxed and enjoyed talking about it. I didn't do it there, but I was doing it as soon as I got home. One of the other addicts (I suspect he's sicker than any of us) even had a party at his house... I didn't do it while I was there, but I did it as soon as I got home late that night. Then it really took ahold of me. I started doing it before I crashed out every night. Then, I even did it at work once... then I started doing it at least 10 times a day, it didn't matter whether I was at work, or at home, or on vacation....






































    My name is David. I'm addicted to FerrariCrack. I mean FerrariChat.
     
  2. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    I to must confess, i am an addict.
     
  3. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    Hi Dave. Hi Steve.
     
  4. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Afternoon fellow addict.
     
  5. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    I admit it. I have the disease too.
     
  6. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
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    It's the arse-crack of dawn here. :)
     
  7. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    You have it bad then mate ;)
     
  8. GrigioGuy

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    Hi David. Hi Steve. Hi Eric. I'm Tillman
     
  9. Dan Ciezniewzky

    Dan Ciezniewzky Formula 3
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    I stay up all night doing it :D, and think about it all day ;)
     
  10. Oengus

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  11. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Hi Tillman, please tell us your story.
     
  12. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Eight Time F1 World Champ
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    Rob's Theme Song --

    Please allow me to introduce myself
    I'm a man of wealth and taste
    I've been around for a long, long year
    Stole many a man's soul and faith

    And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
    Had his moment of doubt and pain
    Made damn sure that Pilate
    Washed his hands and sealed his fate

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guess my name
    But what's puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game
     
  13. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I'm not addicted.

    Nope.

    Not me.

    I could quit anytime.

    Yep. Anytime I want.

    Yep.

    I got no problem.

    Not me.

    Nope.

    I F-Chat recreationally.

    Can quit anytime.

    Really.....
     
  14. DMC

    DMC Formula 3

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    First post is free. C'mon, all the cool kids are doing it.
     
  15. GrigioGuy

    GrigioGuy Splenda Daddy
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    Hi Steve.

    Way back in the 90s, I was on an email list similar to it. The list kept getting diluted and could no longer support my need for it.

    Then back in 2001 someone told me another place I could get it. I started doing it fairly regularly back then, but didn't tell anyone. I was a closet user.

    Finally I could no longer resist the pull, and had to go to a local meeting of people who use it. Unlike Dave, I found the users to be pretty abnormal people -- but then, who the heck wants to be normal.

    I dove full on into it, and now the use of it has affected my social life, my financial perspective, and my sleeping patterns. When I go to new cities I try to meet up with other users of it. I'm planning on attending a national convention of users -- and the only place that will take a group of users is Las Vegas, home of the Adult Entertainment Industry conventions. I'm not addicted though, I can stop any time.
     
  16. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Tillman i feel for you mate with our help we will get you through this.

    Uro you are a lost cause.
     
  17. dm_n_stuff

    dm_n_stuff Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Just to prove I'm not hooked, I'm gonnastay off Fchat the whole day and do other stuff.

    Wash the cars, wax the cars, vacuum the cars, treat the leather interiors on the cars, maybe even drive the cars in a manner that doesn't totally conform to local driving laws.

    You'll see, I can do it. Really I can.

    Ok, I'm off to the garage.

    Leaving. now.....

    Gotta Go.

    Putting on my coat, getting the keys.

    I'm out of here...

    No more chatting, going to get the bucket and soap.

    Bu, bye.


    Ok, I'm getting up now from the keyboard and going to start my projects.

    See ya later.

    bye.

    DM
     
  18. dm_n_stuff

    dm_n_stuff Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Couldn't do it.....

    Did I miss anything important???????????
     
  19. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    I was only going to do it once. But the instant response of the rush amazed me. Then I found myself in this strange sub-culture that encouraged me to do it again. And again. Then I met the creator of the madness. He seemed outwardly normal, so if he could pull it off, I could too. Then I watched Tillman enter and fall into it.

    That was 3.5 years and over 5000 doses ago.
     
  20. Jdubbya

    Jdubbya The $10 Trillion Man
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    Hey you made it almost a whole minute!!

    Hi, my name is John and people say I'm addicted to F-chat. I started out just checking in once a week or so, you know just trying it out a little. Before I knew it I was answering questions and telling people to use the Search Button.

    I still don't have a real problem though, it's not the first thing I do in the morning, I don't do it at work,...

    Who am I trying to kid, I'm hooked!!

    Edit: Oh yeah, then someone started that dang Bikini thread......

    .
     
  21. Chiaro_Slag

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    If loving F-Chat is wrong, I don't want to be right. :)
     
  22. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Ferrarichatters Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from Ferrarichatterism. The only requirement for membership is a desire to s-s-s-ss-st-s-t-s-st-s-t-sto- I can't say it. I just can't. *weeps*
     
  23. edburger

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    I hear there is a cure for this problem, actually. I speak from experience.
    Get a Ferrari, get in the Ferrari, Go fast in the Ferrari, until you scare your self silly...i swear you'll feel better...until next time...(!)
    -Burn Rubber, E
     
  24. Dino Martini

    Dino Martini F1 Rookie

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    im an addict to F-chat. I just love it too much
     
  25. Supercarlover

    Supercarlover Formula 3

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    A newly minted FC addict. *sigh* Oh, what ever will I do?
     

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