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Discussion in 'Northwest' started by f355spider, Nov 19, 2005.

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  1. f355spider

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    #1 f355spider, Nov 19, 2005
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    Well, it appears that neither Roy's treatment over Ashley's crushing heartbreak nor my continuing infatuation has been adequately handled. Last night, Roy and I actually got into a minor altercation at the open house for the new Lamborghini Bellevue dealership...it was actually a bit embarrassing as we fought over Ashley's attention. Heck I brought her, and wasn't expecting a challenge from Roy. He put up a heck of a fight. I have a picture:

    We later came to a "gentleman's agreement" which he can post further on.... ;)
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  2. $$$=SPEED

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    #2 $$$=SPEED, Nov 19, 2005
    Now Now boys there are plenty fish in the sea!!

    Mike
     
  3. ToddB

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    #3 ToddB, Nov 19, 2005
    So whos bringing a date tomorrow???
     
  4. roytoy2003

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    #4 roytoy2003, Nov 19, 2005
    We decided that he gets weekends, Wednesdays and Holidays......I get Tuesdays and Thursdays.........that leaves Mondays..which we both decided would be best served troting through the exotic dance clubs of Seattle to find and equal or better replacement for our blow up dolls!!!!
     
  5. Spasso

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    #5 Spasso, Nov 20, 2005
    I don't think a 12 step program is going to help you guys, maybe electro-shock therapy would work.
     
  6. f355spider

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    #6 f355spider, Nov 21, 2005
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  7. Spasso

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    #7 Spasso, Nov 21, 2005
    I don't think "hopping the fence" is going to help much.............:p:p
     
  8. ffeverd

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    #8 ffeverd, Nov 21, 2005
    O_O Holly crap@ 25th Anniversary Countach!
     
  9. roytoy2003

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    #9 roytoy2003, Nov 21, 2005
    I agree, cant ell which rear end I like better, they both cost a s*** load of money, BUT only one won't TALK back at ya!!!!!!!
     
  10. mw575

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    #10 mw575, Nov 21, 2005
    I have a Solomonic solution to this problem.Instead of cutting her in half--------------------I'll take her!!!!
     
  11. roytoy2003

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    #11 roytoy2003, Nov 21, 2005
    Marty, even you would go crazy.....and in no time your new 430 would be in HER name!!!!!
     
  12. AGSPerformance

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    #12 AGSPerformance, Nov 21, 2005
    Nice.............. glasses.
     
  13. FerrariWA

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    #13 FerrariWA, Nov 21, 2005
    Ya Roy is wearing a nice pair isnt he!!
     
  14. f355spider

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    #14 f355spider, Nov 21, 2005
    Roy, you got that RIGHT! She is constantly asking to "borrow" my 355, BMW, credit cards, cash or my glasses (yes those are mine that she is wearing in the photo). So far, I have only loaned her my glasses! ;)

    Dave
    PS: Ashley...hopefully you don't mind these "disclosures"...if not, remember your post yesterday: http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135369675&postcount=393 :)

    Okay, gotta run guys, I need to go turn my cell phone off! LOLOLOL
     
  15. mw575

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    #15 mw575, Nov 21, 2005
    I withdraw my offer.
     
  16. walawdog

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    #16 walawdog, Nov 22, 2005
    I've seen better.......
     
  17. $$$=SPEED

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    #17 $$$=SPEED, Nov 23, 2005

    MUCH BETTER!!

    How about the Walla Walla trip. Roy's Merci broke down, flatbed that one home, got the black on delivered with a new gal.

    Now that girl was something to talk about, can you say gorgeous!!!
     
  18. ashsimmonds

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    #18 ashsimmonds, Nov 23, 2005
    options...?

    sorry, i'm terminal.
     
  19. roytoy2003

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    #19 roytoy2003, Nov 23, 2005
    Boys, Boys, Boys............ALL women are beautiful...........!!!

    Ladies are like food.......You need it to survive......you may not ALWAYS like what you eat, you MAY have favorite meals, BUT one way or another YOU need the MEAL!!!!!

    For this reason......again I say ALL WOMEN are beautiful and filling!!
     
  20. Tifoso1

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    #20 Tifoso1, Nov 23, 2005
    *LOL* If the situation is that dire, perhaps you and Roy should just date each other instead. Roy's handle does not contain the word "toy" for nothing you know.

    Ashley, spare these two poor souls, pick one by Christmas while they shower your with expensive gifts or vacation packages. If you still can't decide, have a heart and set them free. Don't wait until they have exhausted everything they have on you and ends with Dave having resort to driving a used Pinto and Roy with an AMG Pacer (You probably have no idea what these cars are, they are American classics).

    Just kidding, of course. Happy Thanksgiving, Dave.
     
  21. Tifoso1

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    #21 Tifoso1, Nov 23, 2005
    Hopefully, you are the one doing all the stuffing and not the other way around. :)
     
  22. roytoy2003

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    #22 roytoy2003, Nov 23, 2005
    Anthony..Are you asking, stating or do you wonder for yourself?

    Kiss-Kiss
     
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    #23 FerrariWA, Nov 23, 2005

    They did a AMG version? Sweet, talk about SLEEPER....J.k guessing you meant AMC?
     
  24. Tifoso1

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    #24 Tifoso1, Nov 23, 2005
    *LOL* No need to get defensive, Ashley and Dave are all yours. No one will be fighting over them with you.........well, over Ashley maybe, but I think you are pretty safe with Dave. Have a nice holiday.
     
  25. f355spider

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    #25 f355spider, Nov 23, 2005
    Man...a couple guys need help...and look what this thread has denigrated to...So much for going public with our "problem"! ;)
     
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