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  1. robert_c

    robert_c F1 Rookie

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    #1 robert_c, Aug 29, 2006
    Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 150 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

    The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
     
  2. bhuta

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    #2 bhuta, Aug 29, 2006
    hahahaha
     
  3. jungathart

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    #3 jungathart, Aug 29, 2006
    Nice!:)
     
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    #4 134282, Aug 29, 2006
    I received this joke via e-mail a few days ago, only it was 0-200 in four seconds... :)
     
  5. rollsorferrari?

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    #5 rollsorferrari?, Aug 29, 2006
    lol, that's a good one
     
  6. 62 250 GTO

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    #6 62 250 GTO, Aug 29, 2006
    So does the wife want a fast car? I don't get it.
     
  7. Webby

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    #7 Webby, Aug 29, 2006
    haha!
     
  8. Asian1118

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    #8 Asian1118, Aug 29, 2006
    I wanna think your joking but I see no smilies. :)
     
  9. 62 250 GTO

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    #9 62 250 GTO, Aug 29, 2006
    ;)

    There you go.
     
  10. Asian1118

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    #10 Asian1118, Aug 29, 2006
    K
     
  11. chaserolls

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    #11 chaserolls, Aug 29, 2006
    she obviously wants a motorcycle, 0-150 in 6sec is just silly for a car :)
     

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