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10 Reasons not to buy a SUV.

Discussion in 'General Automotive Discussion' started by Fan512bbi, Dec 4, 2004.

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  1. Fan512bbi

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    10. EVERYONE ELSE drives one!
    9. Too much vehicle for too much money.
    8. Sucks more fuel than...well it just sucks!
    7. Are you REALLY going to take that shiny new $40,000 SUV off road?
    6. How can you "rough it" with a leather interior?
    5. They're just cheap pickup trucks with back seats for an extra $20,000+.
    4. They're too dang big!
    3. Inferior overall safety.
    2. Just like Chevy Chase's Family Truckster Wagon, except with four wheel drive.
    1. Lemmings drown!
     
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    Why the move? it's a joke not serious, therefore should be in other off topics:(
     
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    Safety must not be a concern with those fuel tanks located right on the outside like they are... If that truck ever gets T-boned in an accident, then a diesel fire could occur.
     
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    Diesel is not explosive, and not all that easy to light up.
     
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    ...unless you throw gasoline on it... :)
     
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    The Feds come along with CAFE standards and regulations and tell the manufacturers that cars have to run cleaner, get better mileage, and be safer.

    So manufacturers sell trucks -- prettied up with plastic and ultra thin sheet metal, and gimmicky interiors, but trucks.

    But they're big so "they must be safe, right?".

    Uh huh.


    11. The only time you see a blonde draped across the hood was if she was trying to cross the street. ;)
    (Big vehicle, small brakes.)

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  10. Gilles27

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    I think this one is available as an SUV, also.
     
  11. ashsimmonds

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    please, can we STOP confusing "sports car" with crap like this?

    over the last couple years even aussies are referring to them as SUV's. we used to have a good opinion of ourselves as a country as these cars were primarily used by people in the outback who had a use for them... they're what i learnt to drive in and what i made a living in, having partly grown up in the outback.

    now, 1/4-1/3 of private vehicles in the inner suburbs where i spend all my time are these things which are randomly changing lanes and pulling out of side-streets thinking they're faster than they are... 250kw of power has nothing to do with speed in a 4000kg vehicle.

    for me it's in the same category as sitting on a bus and having a fat stinking slob sit next to you, it's just people taking up way more space than they should and disregarding the inconvenience they cause others.
     

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