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1999 F355 GTB F1 33k miles 4 owner SILVER $48k firm

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  1. Eric C

    Eric C F1 Veteran
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    I tried to make a deal on that car, but the guy told me not to waste his time.
     
  2. Caio

    Caio Karting

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    Did he raised the price?
     
  3. schefdeh5

    schefdeh5 Formula 3
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    Buckley's thread should have made news headlines it was that epic.

    Too bad it had to get deleted... :(
     
  4. Adamas

    Adamas F1 World Champ
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    The Law Offices of Excelsior Z
    123 Hismommas Basement
    Beverly Hills, CA
    90210

    To RobLay, Darth 550, Dr. StrangleGlove, Bernie,DesertMutt, Ryan's, Scottish Muppet Character, et. al

    Be it heretoforthwith officially noted that this is you're LAST and FINAL warning to immediately cease and decyst the horrible and unaccurate mischaracterization of my esteemed client Mr. Grubby. If you do not stop this slanderous and libel misrepresentation of my client, I will have no choice but to file an official Notice of Agreeance to Stop Harassment. You shall all be named in this Official Notice, and rest assured it WILL go on your Permanent Record. As you may remember from high school, having mark's on your Permanent Record can keep you from a good college, good job, car loan, etc.- well, it's waaaaay worse as an adult. You should also be aware that my client has a fortune that riavals even my own, and he does NOT appreciate the disrespectful manner in which he is being treated. One look at his profile will show a man of unimaginable class and decorum, a prince among men. He had the Pope chauffer one of his many Victoria Secret model girlfriends to me in a platinum coated Rolls Royce just to deliver my 9 figure retainer fee check. This is who your ****ing with.

    Wheretofore, if there is not an immediate public acknowledgement of the aforementioned potential litigants (listed thereunder) upon receivance of this notice, and subsequent sincere apology, I shall have no choice but to bring the full weight of Mr. Grubby's resources to bear. Keep in mind that this is a man who is bathed thrice daily by perfect 10s in a hottub full of unicorn tears. He is not someone to **** with, and neither am I.

    You have all been warned. Last warning. Seriously. Im not playing- I sweartoGod I will sue you into next ****ing century . I'm a lawyer. Did you see my zip code ? Last warning.


    Tristan Buckley
     
  5. mathewr

    mathewr F1 Rookie
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    Amazing!!!
     
  6. JF308

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    I didn't know that Rob was a surgeon.....but helping to remove a cyst should be a good thing, shouldn't it?
     
  7. up4speed

    up4speed F1 Rookie
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    ^^^^^ That was over a year ago. I'm going to assume that the dealer gave him $45k for it and it's off the market....... ;)
     
  8. finnerty

    finnerty F1 World Champ

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  9. Adamas

    Adamas F1 World Champ
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    The prescence of the stupid ****ing smiley/winky ****ing face emoticons leads me to believe that you didn't ****ing read my ajuducationable legal letter. Please read and adjust your attitude accordingly. FYI, the Sultan of BroonEye expressed an immense amount of interest in my client's motorcoach, but Mr. Grubby did not deem him a worthy successor and capable of inheriting the mantle of responsibility that accompanies the ownership of such a fine piece de resistance of automotive excellence. Instead of your juvenile little ****ing winky faces, you should be humble and grateful that Mr. Grubby deigns to offer you this Chariot of the Gods.


    ExcelsiorZ

    sent from my solid gold iPad while traveling Mach IV in my ruby and emerald encrustes Gulfstream V
     
  10. DrStranglove

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    #560 DrStranglove, Sep 19, 2014
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    Good God!!!

    (take this with you Mike!)
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  11. zer0t

    zer0t Rookie

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    Well.......there's a honor hour of my life that not getting back.
     
  12. rob lay

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    if you are going to waste an hour of your life, there are much better ones than this. :D
     
  13. Ingenere

    Ingenere F1 Veteran
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    With an attitude like that and with the crew around here, you have little chance of selling anything. But being the superstar you appear to be, you could just crush the 355 and use whatever they give you as toilet paper. :) GLWS
     
  14. phil the brit

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    Just want to say that this was one of the funniest threads I have ever read. It's days like this when I read this kind of stuff that I know the internet is a good thing!
     
  15. DrStranglove

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    ;-)
     
  16. BJJ

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    In case that my wife would ever have the foolish idea to try forcing me to sell a car that I want to keep.

    I now know how to start it :D

    For me European, what symbolism (I assume) is about the cats? I need to get everything right in the unlikely event outlined above :D.
     
  17. ShineKen

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  18. Radiation

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    If the dollar was better I would personally step up and save it from its current owner haha.
     
  19. KKSBA

    KKSBA F1 World Champ
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    This car is the antithesis of the "no-story Ferrari"
     
  20. ktr6

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    Here we go again, cue the cats!
     
  21. m5guy

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    #571 m5guy, Dec 20, 2014
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  22. bassrebel

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    I just got to the office, and it's dead here... I guess I'll read this whole thread then :D
     
  23. Loz997S

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    Just read this, brilliant. Can't quite work out the relevance of window sticker on a 15 year old car though...
     
  24. DesertDawg

    DesertDawg Eight Time F1 World Champ
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  25. mseals

    mseals Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Hahahaha.....

    :D
     

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