2017 Formula One Season ***Possible Spoilers***

Mate, I liked some of your posts with Krafty, particularly when you were trying to get an airfare out of him to Las Vegas

I stupidly thought that this being a Ferrari forum that we could all celebrate or cry on each others shoulders when they won or lost

I don't like Vettel and Kimi seems to have lost his attacking ability (I believe he is ultimately faster than Vettel)

The ONLY good season is the one where Ferrari finish 1-2 in all the races .... with Dan 3rd until he drives for the Scuderia, then there will be NO mixed emotions

Hamilton , thumbs down

Ferrari , thumbs up

 

I had to try, he offered, but I haven't had the contact yet to confirm dates etc. My fear is he will want to come along and take advantage of my extensive black book of hookers!

 

We should introduce "shoeys" for the 2nd place getter at GG go karts.

Horse would enjoy drinking a beer from Moretti's trainers

 

I see you're still on form pp, getting it all wrong

I feel so miserable without you in the F1 section, it's almost like having you here.

Steak n Sidney appears to like it down under, Moretti loves a nice pie so tell him he can have him, with pleasure

 

It's lovely here krafty, the weather is better, the birds are always blonde, fit and smiling, and the crocs love a pommie to eat........ wanna stay for dinner ? Hehehe

By the way, where's my first class ticket to Vegas then? Promise is a promise!, not going to welch are you?

 

Just stay healthy mate, life is too short to abbreviate it with some stupid cancer ... are you in the clear or still on chemo ?

 

I'm doing it the easy way - ignoring the bastard tumours and living in a diet of Shredded Wheat (not like Ian Gotham, the scourge of cricket for you guys, who advertised that he ate three back in the 80's when England had a cricket team), I eat two at a time! Seems to have halted it at the moment, but nerves in back and legs shot, so the next job is private treatment to get them back!

 

I'am sure it is lovely, my sister lives in NZ and keeps mithering me to go and visit her, I hate long flights....first class! ..no mate it's the cargo hold for you

I hope you beat the C.. I got lucky and swerved that bullet...

 

Am free to do as I please PP ..can you say the same?

 

Stump it up then buddy...... cashola

 

Oh, and just to be clear, you ain't come no with me, all those strippers and hookers in Vegas have enough on their hands with me, I don't need any help

The ticket does need to be first class, I can't lower standards just for you, you offered a ticket anywhere of my choice....... first class to Vegas is my choice! If you like, you can pay me back for my flight booked for the next few weeks

 

You have " standards" ??!!!

You won't last long around here mate

 

Yep, lots of very very low ones! Don't panic, I'll fit right in. Find me some nasty blonde surfer girls and a stocked bar and I'll show you lot how we do it, Sicily style!

 

I'm a dinky di, family arrived 1851 on my grandmother's side, only Italian words I know are Ferrari , spaghetti, Alfa and fiat

You Sicilians keep giving us northern Italians a bad name ...... keep it up

 

Hahahaha, you got that right. It works well in the north though, manys a time I've arrived at a restaurant and there's no table, only to invoke my uncles name and find myself at a lovely table in the middle of all the action eating before anyone else, between football stars and tv personalities, with waiters fawning over us.

Sicilians are the guys Italians call in when they want something done and don't want it messed up!

 

Do I send my list of people that need sorting out to you in a brown bag full of money ??

 

It wouldn't hurt to sweeten the pie! Krafty on the list? Hehehe

 

So you're more Aussie than Barnaby!!

 

waste of good money

 

I know, there's a hardcore little group now who seem to look at each thread, and each post, and try to work out the most contrary view they can have, and then form their own ideas around that...... it's very very strange to see, but hilarious when they get going. They hate a joke, sarcasm, anything at all, and make up whatever justification they feel they need. I think tif used to be a mod though, so I always take care just in case

 

Yes, it's very tedious for the rest of us. Can you please contain your exchanges to the F1 thread and keep it out of the Aussie section?