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25 Signs you've grown up-------------

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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Dec 23, 2002
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    Tony H
    25 signs you've grown up:


    1.Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5.You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    6.You watch the Weather Channel.
    7.Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
    8.You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9.Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10.You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
    11.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    12.You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13.Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
    14.You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
    15.Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16.You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17.Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    18.Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
    19.You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
    20.A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    21.You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22."I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
    23.90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
    24.You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25.You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you!!!
     
  2. beast

    beast F1 Veteran

    May 31, 2003
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    I guess i am not old since #12 and 14 do not apply.

    first off i hate Taco Ball food and have not eaten there in years.

    and secong i dont have a dog..


    Sigh I guess i am old and decrepit

    rob Guess "The Other Rob"
     
  3. redjeeper

    redjeeper Formula Junior

    Nov 4, 2003
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    Anthony Griffin
    Tony, thats pretty sickening. I'm only 34 and I fit all of those. :)
     
  4. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
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    Carbon McCoy
    At 24, the ones that can apply, DO... Oh well... You're only as old as you feel, they say... :)
     
  5. Sharky

    Sharky Formula Junior

    Sep 14, 2002
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    Bart Boonacker
    Yes, I haven't grown up yet :) although I only need a few more to do so.

    Bart
     
  6. racedecknc

    racedecknc Karting

    Nov 24, 2003
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    Ed
    thanks for depressing me.

    :-D

    Ed
     
  7. jonesn

    jonesn Formula Junior

    Nov 2, 2003
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    Evan "Trouble" Jones
    I am 0% grown up :) and I'm still responsible enough to be an entreprenuer
     

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