2nd Annual "What do we Look Like?" Thread

It's a great conversation stopper at PTA meetings.

 

Hi Guys & Gals - The "Lurkers" thread finally brought me out - here are three pictures. The first one is of me and the missus at our favorite bar here in the Islands - anyone know which bar it is - I'll give you a hint, it's on Virgin Gorda, BVI. The second is a shot of yours truly tending bar - it's local bar we go to most weekends - they operate on the honor system if you can believe that. The last shot is my wedding day - me, the missus and my new grandfather-in-law - I hope they come out in the proper order, never posted a pic before!

 

Josh, that looks AWESOME! I hope you don't regret "coming out", ahem, now that you're bound to visitation requests by the boatload

 

Here's some pics of where we used to live on Windward Oahu: the sunset is from the Turtle Bay Resort hotel, where my wife and I had our first small business - contract work cleaning the construction trailers on weekends (they had a 2+yr renovation going on). The daytime shot is from my new stepfather's apt., which ironically is only 5mins down the road from where I lived. Nobody visited me in the four years I was there, and then I come home and my mother goes and marries someone out there!

 

As a member of the PTA, i resent that; my shirt is NOT stuffed; that's my REAL stomach...

 

I'm seem to be the only one smiling in this pic....
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Originally Posted by maranelloman
LMFAO here.. I'll bet it is. Good for you: those stuffed-shirt tighty-whitie self-righteous PTA wankettes need some shaking up!

As a self-righteous person, I'm offended.

 

Clinton's Arkansas: Where Literacy Ain't Everything

Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an unfriendly scowl are in a train car. The train passes through a tunnel, and in the darkness the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. As the train pulls out of the tunnel, the daylight reveals a big red slap mark on Clinton's cheek.

The blonde thinks: "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who must have slapped his face."

The fat lady thinks: "That dirty old Bill Clinton touched the blonde and she smacked him."

Bill Clinton thinks: "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

George Bush thinks: "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."

 

Bill's side of the family:
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Tanzania, me on left.
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I'm not sure who I resemble (?)

 

Here's a couple of me.....first is me on a friend's toy, second me playing with the lambo, and third is me to the right with some of my favorite things.. (two of our toys, my friends and one of our puppies)
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