A word of caution then: Be aware that personal attacks on other forum members is a breach of the forum rules that can result in a ban from the site for a period of time!
You need to be aware that not everyone on this site knows you or your sense of humour and so comments that are meant in jest, and are taken so by those who do know you, can easily be misinterpreted by those who don't know you. Had you finished your post with a or a , then it would help those who do not know you at all to realise that the comments were not meant to be taken seriously (I appreciate that you did stipulate for people not to get upset, but without a smiley at the end of your post, it did come across as being a bit dictatorial to those who do not know you). Let Me put it this way: Image Unavailable, Please Login